My family has some congenital thing where we cannot hear for shit. Add to that, I have attended many a rock concert, worked in various factories and am now employed in a laboratory with lots of whiny, whirring analyzers, I *REALLY* can't hear. If I'm not looking at you when you talk, I may or may not get all you say. Thus, when I watch tv, I have some difficulty as I don't really "watch tv" so much as have it on to listen to while I do some artsy fartsy. Therefore, when I recently misheard a Chuck E. Cheese's commercial, I got this.

I know making a Jesus joke will offend. I think this is funny even if you're easily offended. I mean, Chucky Jesus would get me in a church just for the pizza. They wouldn't even need the nightmare-fuel robot show.

Whatever.