I cant read what they say, but it sure is funny

蚊<ka>＝Mosquito
足<a shi>＝leg
刺<sa>＝sting /bite

Part that is colored is difficult.
thanks~

he meant he doesn't know japanese

mostly he's showing how the order of the words makes things to look awkward or funny

Such an American that wears the T-shirt of the strange Japanese notation is often seen.

It is as difficult as an English interpretation is also the same for me.
thank you Jengo!

long time ago, a japanese teacher showed us an educational video which often made a break and showed up a clock saying "to-ke-i" over and over, since then, I remember the word whenever I see a clock

これは本当に便利だ。

が and を and に become very confusing to choose from sometimes, but this helped me understand the use for さる/された

３つ絵、蚊さんはナイフがありましたw

刺した（It carried out purposely with the intention and ended the moment. ）
刺された（Someone who is not me carried out purposely with the intention, and ended the moment. ）
刺さる（It has happened without the intention now unconsciously. As it were, it is an accident. ）
刺す（It is the moment of being intentionally carried out by someone. ）

刺す＜sasu＞is the sharp thing and gives a crack. or Insects put a needle into the skin.
A knife is a play on words. However, I do not make him die.

I remember seeing a japanese childrens book illustrating how particles change the meaning of the sentence.

あはは

最高だよ、これ！

プリントして使ってもいい？

ありがとう！
どうぞどうぞ。
「シット」「ファック」汚い言葉をどうするかはあなたに任せる

俺の仲間だけ見えるかもから大丈夫。実は、日本で留学しているの皆は、あの言葉よく使うよｗ

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それなら問題ない