(I got Amature Surgeon, hence the medi-sheepy Sung to the tune of Doctor Mario by brentalfloss.)

I am Doctor Sheepy Bot and I am saving lives
I went on steam and bought this game.
(Don't worry I'm Completely certified)
I am Doctor Sheepy bot and I prescribe high fives.
Laughter's the best medicine so BAH-HAH-HAH your eyes popped out!

In this discount clinic, I'm the finest doc by far.
I earned my new degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.
Big bright blue syringe! Stops bleeding, makes you twinge!
Cuz it's really, really hard to get your Ribs unhinged *CRACK*

Take off your shirt... good, now let's see...
Pull out the lungs. *SPLAT*
Yep, looks good to me!
NEXT!

The Needle just stabbed me.
Now it's hard to See.
Your insides are pretty colors let's play with them WHEE!

You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis
You need green and blue pill doses!
You've got scabies and phlebitis, Just take these it's hepatitis,
You'll be brave and you'll unite us (Don't worry cured your menengitis)
Wait wait--I'm wrong--it's just... blood!

Big bright blue syringe! Stops bleeding, makes you twinge!
Cuz it's really, really hard to get your Ribs unhinged *CRACK