too funny xD

None ever talks about this in the furry fandom.
For a good reason.

never poop, unless it's scat

thats the rule

True, true... let's not talk about this and retain the magic about all furries!

Magic retained! Mission complete!

Furries.poop.

This is amazing

owo

o3o

pounce

*turns on camera*?

*shrugs and sets up a boom mic*

*sets up lighting* Good over here!

*panics and starts hyperventilating*

*turns on a fan and throws a stuffed bear at him to help calm him down*

-transforms into a plush and sits on Pawky's head- Transformation complete.

*sets up clock and makes it tick*

I'm Dan rather...

I'm Maury Safer...

Excuse me while I try to stop laughing

Oh goodness! Bwahaha!

that douche have a name, is called bidé.................Nobody cares

We have those in my country all around, yay!

Marty is the gayest thing this fandom has ever produced.

I love him :3c

i beg to differ. Sea Salt, ala Red Rusker

Its a close tie between Marty, SeaSalt, and Andy (from Aaron).

People I would like to go to a party with

-Marty
-Seasalt

It would be the most jizztacular party ever :I

I'm not sure I want that much competition for attention from cocks!!

i wonder if he tastes salty owo

id totally suck and fuck sea salt and marty. give and/or take

im sure a lot of "guys" woudl do the same

why is "guys" in quotes? i am a boy for real o.o

I still remember Chester and Micah...

is a important matters if you ask me!i need to be trained be some femboy about all this stuff and how you always seems so ready for it!

iiim a femboy ^^

I am to ^^

Let's continue this list!

a real femboy or just in fursona? im both ^^

ya i saw :P

Of course I'm both! Bitch please, *snaps fingers*

we need pics

Like FA would accept such pics here!

let them try :P

*z snap* gurrrl we needs more femboys up in here XD *tailswish and purrrrrs*

me 3

ummmm marty turned me into a femboy x3

yay! 1 more for the team! Let's all meet up at my den and have a girly evening and play dress up

I am so OK with this x3

Marty & Poju made me realize I was a femboy back when I was 14!!!
I am so glad they did because I never knew what to do with my naturally girly body & voice
Kids would make fun of me as acid for my big butt & hips they would call me J-Lo (it was so annoying)

Me too! I get mistaken for a girl so often >o<

I got mistaken for a girl so often, at least from behind due to my small figure and long hair. then that all changed for various reasons. was such fun seeing the faces on guys that thought I was a girl till I turned around.

Wish I could find my old pictures of me being so skinny. 128 lb, 5'11". a bit too skinny after I learned to not be as self conscious of my figure.

I got you beat a little. 5'5", 135, hair down to my lower back and decently wide hips~ I get constantly mistaken for a girl from behind, and even several times from the front. I've had people look me in the face, see my name tag that says a clearly male name, and non-ironically call me Ma'am

It's quite funny, actually~

OMG same here!
I always have had a very girly voice and my body for some reason thought it necessary to give me HUGE hips & butt. There were many times when i got in trouble because people though I was lying about my name... :deep:
And even more times people found it necessary to tell me how "I would make such a pretty girl"
Finally at 14 I learned about femboys so I tossed out my wardrobe and decided to wear what fit me best anyway! Trying to fit not mens pants was crazy but i would try before then and frequently tear seems around the hip and butt area i would always feel bad and cry because I thought i was broken or something.....

XD

That was interesting. X3

this is so me, i do that too

Honestly? I figured Marty had a high fiber diet and that he used magnesium citrate to keep everything free flowing and his movements regular so things didn't get... you know, brown down town.

well, good to know that question can give you the thousand yard stare

pfft! Poor Marty. Poor, poor Marty. Embarrassed beyond belief.

I like how you can see the subtle eye twitch in the first picture. Priceless

That's how it works in the real world too. Stupid biological processes, adding steps to sex.

Teehee~ o3o;

I can understand using a douche while using a toilet, but..............IN A SHOWER?????!!!!!

I tall goes out the same pipes, y'know...

poo hole

Oh you :3

hehe the little talked about parts of being a bottom

I know, right? Onta pulls back the veil on something we get no credit for...because we 'keep the mystery alive' by staying clean and not talking about how...but hey...a bois gotta do what a bois gotta do! Kind of nice to see it spoken of openly. It may seem gross to some...but srsly...it beats the consequences of NOT doing it!

Lol I love this.

Why do you think Marty does the Macarena? Helps with his poop hole.

Funnily, I think that there should be more posts like this. Considering how many furries are affected by the furry porn and are gay (or are straight and like anal generally, we love everyone here) the lack of information is just sad. Especially because alot of people influenced by said porn are teenagers/virgins and sometimes don't think about using google for the matter of actual real life anal.

I have a very old pic about hygiene :D http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3486656/
Couldn't see much of these, so did my own

L fucking O L

I think i pissed myself laughing on that one...hilarious.!!

Yes, that's the most unreall thing in all gay comics: being clean over there.
No! Fuck no you can be ready your arsehole to any situation.

sooo through out my day of work i have come back to look at this image what like 19 time .... yea this is just the best thing to make me smile x3

Answer: furry magic.

Decorative assholes.

Heh

I though he pooped cinnamon marshmallows....

XD Oh Taylor!

I almost spit my drink all over my keyboard when I got to the phrase "poop hole"!

Everybody scats...?

*blushes* >.>

Furry butts are magical round cushy cocksleeves. The only thing that comes out of bois assholes is cumcream.
And i wouldn't be hearing anything different lalalalalala can't hear you

I just love how boyish Marty looks here. In the usual comics, he looks a bit girly.