yeah i can't wait to get the stale popcorn and flat soda and pay an over priced ticket but its sooo worth it "let's put a smile on that face"

Aw, hell, just sneak your own food into the theater. Yeah, it's all criminal and against the rules, but go ahead and be an anarchist... the Joker would approve.

*chuckles* its only sneeking unless i get caught, they won't be suspicious if i walk in with a 2 liter bottle of coke and a giant slurpee straw:)

Can't sleep. Clown's will raep me

"Dammit! Since that John Wayne Gacy guy, suddenly EVERYONE thinks I'm some kinda serial rapist!"

"..."

"... I mean, I AM, but the automatic assumption is a little offensive."

Ooooh, I like this quote. Whassit from?

Uh... me. I'm pretty sure. Not unless I'm subconsciously paraphrasing a quote I've heard elsewhere.

Like Rocky Balboa said when asked about him pounding raw meat at the packing plant "I, uh, think I invented it."

Nooooooooice... you know I want to marry you, and have your hideous, mutant little babies now, don't you?

:( I thought you liked tight asses. I can't wait for this movie, either.

Oh, you won't get any ass-discrimination from me... I'll take all kinds, and tight asses are extremely fine under the right circumstances... but some people seriously need to release the tension when it gets to the point where they can't even pass gas.

... though I have to admit that I'd go stiff as a board if ever a homicidal clown with a knife started telling me some dark humor jokes about a guy who died in a "funny way"...

You have my deepest sympathies... and my lessened scorn if ever you do some of that "illegal downloadin'" all those rotten kids are don' these days. (Not that there was much scorn to begin with.)

Grr, annoying posting problems.

I said something funny, too, but it shall never exist anymore :(

anyways
I APPROVE.

Arrgh!! The brilliance of your wit shall forever elude me, and knowing this shall forever keep my life from being COMPLETE!

Approval is nice and warm, tho!

Man, this movies gonna rock. Two-Face's appearance looked pretty boss as well!

Oh, it WAS.

During the scene in the hospital, where they were hiding his scarred half of his face, I was all like "Man, I hope they don't do a lousy makeup job like they did on Tommy Lee Jones... that stuff looked so fake and plastic that I... *They show his face* ... AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. *Wets self*

You gotta be JOKING!! 80

NO!

Ze Joker... SERIOUS BUSINESS.