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It seems that there are powers at work who would prefer having me in custody and/or deceased...or both, and 
balaa is one of those nefarious and insidious powers. Understand why women are so unlucky and untrustworthy now? Still undoubtedly attractive though.
It took me a moment to understand the Dead & Alive statement, when someone a tad more on the ball than I revealed that it was because of my knack of dying, returning from the dead, being a walking corpse, etcetera and so forth, so it was possible I would be one of the aforementioned at some point. It's a pirate's life, and all that.
On the offchance you see these littered about, er...just ignore them. They'll go away, probably. Shoo, wanted poster.
Poster is credited to balaa
balaa is one of those nefarious and insidious powers. Understand why women are so unlucky and untrustworthy now? Still undoubtedly attractive though. It took me a moment to understand the Dead & Alive statement, when someone a tad more on the ball than I revealed that it was because of my knack of dying, returning from the dead, being a walking corpse, etcetera and so forth, so it was possible I would be one of the aforementioned at some point. It's a pirate's life, and all that.
On the offchance you see these littered about, er...just ignore them. They'll go away, probably. Shoo, wanted poster.
Poster is credited to
balaa
Category Photography / Human
Species Avian (Other)
Size 480 x 600px
File Size 174 kB
Aww, sorry! We've really been having fun with the green fairy, but we can send her to your ship if you want!
http://www.drinklucid.com/
http://www.drinklucid.com/
Why a salad, my salty and egregious friend? Do you happen to know what goes into Mrs. Lovett's pies? No? Well, neither do I, and there's the rub. I refuse, point blank, to eat anything, despite its presumed tastiness, that I cannot identify the base components of.
That, and a salad is infinitely more healthy and colorful.
That, and a salad is infinitely more healthy and colorful.
Oh yes, I recall you being quite the rapscallion with the authorities as well...
You and I both know however that screaming 'HEY COPS' somehow never brings them over, so we wouldn't have anything to worry about either way.
It does make certain Corgis fall into pools though.
Skimming his brains out...
You and I both know however that screaming 'HEY COPS' somehow never brings them over, so we wouldn't have anything to worry about either way.
It does make certain Corgis fall into pools though.
Skimming his brains out...
I do think that, rather than hand you over to the authorities, I personally shall deliver unto you divine retribution.
I shall capture you in a cage, give you rum spiked with some Valium, and then proceed to repeatedly slap you with a herring until you beg me, on bended knee, for mercy. We shall then go to the nearest Catholic church, where you will confess your sins and receive a beating by the priest for good measure. <333
I shall capture you in a cage, give you rum spiked with some Valium, and then proceed to repeatedly slap you with a herring until you beg me, on bended knee, for mercy. We shall then go to the nearest Catholic church, where you will confess your sins and receive a beating by the priest for good measure. <333
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