I am in Ultimate Furry Hell. I belong here. Bringing you all hot anime interspecies romance. You're narrowing your eyes at me wondering "you don't actually mean this tall bishounen dude gets fucked by a small digimon looking thing right. Like... actual monster dick in butt sex happening?" and I'm here to say. Yes. That is exactly what I mean. I mean they get their freak on in all sorts of other ways too if you want to nitpick but whatever. I am Actual Real Furry Garbage.

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xign (pronounced “sign”) is some kind of cute space alien thing that’s like 500 years old in earth years that crash landed through the roof of moya’s townhouse. Moya, mortified by the property damage instead of the alien sitting among the debris littering his floor, decides to gape in horror at the absolute destruction of his roof while gesturing wildly towards it. Xign’s like “yeah okay no problem” and fixes everything pretty much instantly with his weird magic space powers. Moya is then mollified.


Turns out xign has been sent to earth in exile after Fucking Shit Up on his home planet and the authorities designated earth as his term of imprisonment because “it’s basically like, the shittiest place we’ve ever seen, so.” And since the portal sent him crashing into moya’s house, xign figured “hey so fate brought us together! You should let me live here”

Xign ends up staying. Moya takes everything in stride where most people would probably be having some kind of meltdown. His friends are completely taken by his Real Life Digimon Partner because they too lack the need to lose their minds over talking space alien monsters. Moya and xign also end up as Alien Life Partners which moya wasn’t expecting when xign literally crashed into his life but hey, he’s a cool guy, he can roll with it. Moya is down with having an anime monster thing as his significant other

it helps that xign’s triangular halo makes a pretty decent nightlight