Many merry monsters amok amidst my mind.
Moshing and mashing mercilessly, maneuvering past my lips and meandering from my mouth.

...

A marvelous monster materialized this morning: most certainly a mighty mouthful.
So immediately I made haste and… wrote it onto paper instead.

Tough break, kid.

---

What started out as a fun little exercise in alliteration turned around and became a nifty not-quite-meta metaphor. And I say not-quite-meta because the internet seems to change its mind on what exactly 'meta' means every 5 seconds.

You know how it goes: it does the same thing with words like Hypocrite, Emotionally Manipulative, and Chocolate Pudding.

I may have gotten one of those wrong. Probably the emotional manipulation one.

This story and your soul belong to me.