- "No way, that one was totally much cooler."
- "Well, don't wanna argue, so.. Woah, man, who's that?.."
- "Oh, that chick? I heard she just moved in not too long ago. I'm surprised you haven't heard about her or seen her yet, dude. The girls gossip about her all the time. Apparently, she just comes here on the swings every day with that rat-thing and sulks there for the rest of the day..."
- "That's no rat, that's a chinchilla...."
- "Whatever."
- "Well.. What do You think's bothering her?.."
- "Dunno. Heard dem chicks saying she's had some serious shit going on in her life.. Somewhat like You dude."
- "Really?.. .."
- "Pretty much. Well, she does have some nice tits there, but besides that she doesn't seem too fuckable if ya ask me."
- "God damn, Kenny, there's more to girls than their fuckability......"
- "More? The hell are you talkin' about? Don't confuse me dude."
- "..... Do You think maybe I should come up to her?..."
- "Suit yourself man."
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Nuuuuuuuu, I'm a MARY SUE D8 Oh well. Something that came to mind. Featuring Niels827 from dA.