:Copied from my deviant art page:

Well, I have had a bit of a cold for the past couple of days. The good news is that it gave me some inspiration: To make the grossest object possible. Well, this is what I came up with. Isn't it wonderful?

In light of recent events, I would like to dedicate this hideous ooze to my sister's former roommate. She is an amazingly disgusting person, and I see this atrocious blob of slime as a perfect embodiment of both her personality and personal hygiene. I won't go into detail, but here is an example: In the year and a half that my sister was living with this festering pile of trash, she can only remember her washing her clothes once. That's right, once.