Welcome to the furry community. May I take your order of Cock a'la pressed ham. Served with a fine selection of lubes wine.

Why is my PLATE STICKY?!WHATAREYOUDOING

*zips up pants* Oh i'm sorry i thought you wanted white sauce with that! I'll bring you a new dish right away sir.

THESE PEOPLE

Awkward but amusing, my opinion love is love no matter who you are with and it's not one else's business

No Shane, you are not an individual. You are cock starved and nothing more!

If they're getting their unfs XD.

Hilarious :D

But yeah, also none of their business.

I've had it happen with furry .-.
"So like...are sheep really the second condom?" <-- actual question

Each living being should reserve the right to carry out their UNFS within the sanctity of their own private homes.

*struts into your home*
*plops down on your couch*
*rests feet on your coffee table in a non-chalant manner, stretching my arm over the couch*

"Sooo...." *cranes head toward you, tipping sunshades down low enough to see my eyes*

"-I heard you're a big fan of dick~"

Officer, your sources are off.

I have the perfect solution for this.

Don't talk to anyone ever.

Ever.

mm...not gay enough.

I remember the guy who learned I was gay and responded with "Well, I know this guy, and he's dating this girl, but she wasn't /born/ a girl, and he won't admit she's a dude! You know about this, right? Like, how do I convince him she's really a dude?"

And he meant well, but I'm like "I have an SO who's a dude, I'm not the grand high pooh-bah on trans issues, why are you asking me D:"

...

I thought you said you where a girl...

Kind of hard for me to have said that when most of the poetry that identified myself usually mentioned male....and journals....a-and the lacking of me ever saying I was female.

Hm... Mut have been a dream.

.-.

I kinda had the same experience, though I am bi and he was straight he became bi-curious in my presence.

Be fair. Your online persona exudes a powerful aura of impossibly sexual mystique. How do you expect people to control themselves when you're being such a brazen tease by engaging in conversations about nanobots and point-of-consciousness dilemma of meat-to-machine memory transfers?

Also we pooled our money and bought you this expensive frilly pink thing... a-and if you don't wear it, a certain grim-statistic quoting creature will be getting it. Nobody wants to hear about testicular torsion statistics, s-so you should totally, y'know, put it on...

Science talk: Dick Pics or GTFO.

Good thing I judge people out of respect and as a man of reason. Seeing people expecting things to be one way is annoying at times.