Naw, cute XD I guess we all had these childhood moments when we curiously tried to do something and eventually regretted that x3



"If people get off to this does that make it pedophilic?"

Sadly yes. I want to squish all these pests. :I

D'aww I can only imagine the derpy things you did as a hatchling, sweetie. XD I imagine it involving a lot of flopping head over tail...

XD HAHA! That's Light, protector of the innocent. <3 Better use the flyswatter though babe, I'm sure I'm not the only one who'd actually enjoy being squished by your butt or paws. XD

Yep, involving flopping and paws and wings broken all the time x3 I remember dozens of such events, oh my god, good old times.

Eh, I'll rather stick to devices and tricks not pleasant at all. >:3

Broken wings, oh dear! <: 0 how on Earth did your little self manage that? 6.6 *lifts one of your wings and starts feeling it up feeling for bumps and such from healed broken bones*

o.o; gulp...devices?

I was just umm *you feel a little bump* ...more clumsy than everyone, or just unlucky. Almost every year I had something broken, usually at school during p.e. classes. The floor turned out to be more slippery for me than for anyone else for some weird reason... :c

*slowly nods, grinning evilly* Yup, this includes (but not limited to) tickling to death with feathers, or shrinking and flushing those tiny bastards in the toilet. Nobody wants that, I bet!

Awww babyyyy.... 6.6 *pets the little bone lump* you probably just have to soft of girly claws to grip smooth ground is all. (Is this IRL too dear?)

<XD Haha.. you'd be surprised what people like that Cordy..

Yup, this a very acurrate description of my IRL pup life too ;_; So derpy and painful.

...and that's what I'm truly afraid of. XD

D'aww you only get cuter and cuter. XD

Let's just say I've seen a giantess video entitled "eaten and pooped" XD

...oh my god... I don't think I want to know any further details. XD

At least you don't have a butthole.. XD *spanks plushy underside of your tail* anyone you eat is just gonna be dissolved into fuel..

BTW I wonder if this scene is why I'm a big hesitant to stick any part of me in your engines... <XD </3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXIcaOzFVeQ

Fuel and a pile of bones, indeed x3

Aww don't worry, I'm not going to nom -any part of you- this way, I swear! I love you too much ;-;

What happens to the bones? Oh Oh are they like stones in turkeys? Do you just leave them in your belly to grind up your food and help you digest? : D

I don't know baby... what if you get really excited? Can I be sure you wont rev your jets during orgasm? <://}

The bones poking against the walls of my stomach (well, any of two XD squishy) aren't the most pleasant thing, especially pointy rib and limb bones. Together with fur, scales, claws and other things impossible to digest (including a hated person's wallet d: ) they're... well, puked out in form of birdy pellets (owls, anyone?) and then buried under some dirt.

Well, different parts of my brain are responsible for flopping around for whatever reasons, and different ones for controlling flight mechanisms. I think. If an accident ever happens anyway, feel free to punish me however you want. ;-;

Omg Light pellets! XD Why do I find it adorable imaging you hacking one up like a furball?

>O; HACH! HAKH!! >.< HACK!! O.o chirp!..

Wait wait.. a hated person's wallet? XD Did you eat someone you didn't like once? My oh my Lighty I didn't know you had that in you!


Purrr... if I need to punish you I guess I'll make another thanksgiving turkey out of you... /: ) (god I need to draw that!)

Floofballs! these are always cute, I think x3

He... He touched my butt... :C Heh, at least we have extra cash now, think about it! As long as it didn't melt already...

I WILL ACCEPT MY FATE ;-;

They'll always smell minty too.. just like your breath. XD

You ate him for touching your butt?! O-o Wow.. I feel VERY honored being able to touch it the way I do without consciences.. u-u *squeezes and messages it* <33 But really IRL, he touched your butt? : 0

*gets the baste out again* ^_^

Sadly yes, there was once a guy who didn't like me, mostly for the way I used to look like (it started as a silly acne, evolved into a skin infection what eventually led me to depression and suicidal thoughts. THANKS, DOC.). So aside not-funny-at-all remarks, he grabbed my butt as a joke :I Not to be not-fluffy - but I hope he someday steps on a Lego. Hard. With both feet.

Purr...<3

Oh my poor baby... <: | so they have bullying problems even over in Poland huh? 6.6 .. 0.0 if it makes you feel any better I've got a skin condition too though it's kinda unnoticeable. It was something I had on my upper arms as a baby and the doctor said it'd just go away as I aged.. it still hasn't. It's not gross or anything really.. it kinda just looks like constant goosebumps.. but really they are really unnoticeable..

I-.. I'm really glad you didn't kill yourself sweetie, you've brought so much good into the world, and you're such an angel yourself.. I couldn't imagine not having you. <: 0

I think you look perfect baby, my love. <3 <: }

Bullying is a worldwide problem, even in places you would neveer suspect it happening :c I just... I guess I was a white sheep among black ones, a person with completely different mindset than everyone else. Especially one class, nobody cared about grades, and sex-orientated disgusting jokes and "pranks" were completely accepted there. (someone even tried to set my hair on fire... where do such people come from?) What about teachers? They were obviously not respected at all. Hope this bunch of assholes also steps on a Lego, wherever they are now.

Woah, you too have skin problems? We're all sick D: *hugs* Heh, while my acne is pretty much gone and left some softcore scars here and there, I've got yet another problem xD Even though I made tests, I don't really know what actually makes reddish, dry blotches appear on the underside of my forearms. Doc said I'm allergic to celery and corn starch, but they also appear when my skin is exposed to heat. Weird. inb4 it's rust and I'm doomed

Yeah ;-; I had to survive over 3 years isolating myself from classmates as much as possible to avoid most of their idiocy. That's where my social phobia comes from, my dear.

<3 I love you.

You amaze me dear, the more I learn about you the more we parallel each other. <3 Granted no one tried to...er... set my hair on fire (wtf?) but I was differently a black sheep. When I was a middle-schooler I was pretty hyper, I'd get especially hyper when I was bored (and this was school so..XD). I was kind of a class clown I just liked to do utterly random things because I liked making people laugh. If I jumped ontop of the table and started convulsing and half the glass laughed it made me happy. I liked making them laugh you know? But in middle school it wasn't fun because I noticed they were laughing at me not with me and rather then seeing me as the clown.. they started seeing me as the weird retarded kid.. :' ( I honestly just liked being random, but people liked calling me retarded and weird and stuff.. it got so bad in middle school it literally felt like over half the school knew me out of gossip.. like I had a stigma. Because I'd have kids come up to me I didn't even know and they'd be like "hey you're the kid that did ---- aren't you?"

I hated middle school, and like you.. it's the period of my life that fucked me up socially. u-u I was really into invader zim and I wanted to wear a shirt of the show during school but I felt so self-conscious from all the bullying it usually never left my closet. I didn't want to draw in school because I was afraid people would come up and tell me what I was drawing was stupid.. and I still can't draw comfortably in public even now. I have trouble trusting people now, I stay quite around people I don't know and thus it's hard to meet anyone... shit like that. :' (

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As for the acne, yeah I had problems with that too.. I got that bad on the back of my shoulders a lot back in the day so I've definitely got scars around that area.. luckily I'm not stuck with a badly pitted up face though like I've seen on some people.. at least most of mine I can hide under my shirt.

My poor 5th grade teacher.. I remember he was talking about the power of 1.. math.. and I just shouted out from the back of class "oh the power of cheese!" which was a tag line from some cheese commercial back in the day. OR once in history he was talking about the joining of the US railways, and I raised my hand and said "and then that's when the giant robot spider came isn't it!" XD He'd never seen wild wild west so he was even MORE confused. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11T_ZTXjFN8

That's one thing what actually makes our past a little different - I was calm and well-behaved, nobody liked that I had better grades, nobody liked that I didn't want to skip classes together with the rest of the group "for fun", nobody liked that I had different tastes and sense of humor, just... Bleh. Bad images. *hugs and holds tightly* Let's be happy it's all over now, we're now legit adults and nobody will even have courage to bully us because now the consequences are more serious and painful!<3

Wild Wild West, I remember that o3o One of many reasons I like all things steampunk :D

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Aw you were a little teacher's pet huh? That's SO cute, I don't know why. XD Probably means you're one of the smarter kids of your generation in your village.. guess that's why I like you. /: ) <3

What WAS your sense of humor babe? *hugs tight* >< .. 6.6 Aw sweetie don't feel bad, kids are dumb and I bet now that they're grown they wish they'd acted like you did.. you have nothing to feel bad about baby.

Well, lame and rude sexually oriented jokes (directed to whichever person they were directed) weren't something I would laugh at. I still don't. I can't remember more but that was the majority of themes going on.

That's so awesome. XD You're the first girl I've really known that much who's naughty-minded like that.. might I say, it's really sexy? :"3

Why do you think you had so much built up perviness at a young age?

Hormones, honey. Pure chemistry.

you're just naturally sexy.. |://} *grabs and holds your hips and pulls them in close*

purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*grabbing your hips, moving one hand further back and squeezing the fluff of your butt, I gyrate your hips and squish your groin onto mine, I stare you and smirk* Gimme some sugar baby.. /: 3

I find this adorable, at least it was air instead of fix-a-flat or else the poor thing would be stuck all rounded. XD

Omg is that the gasket-maker like stuff that seals up the hole?

Yup!

Indeed they are!

OMG!!! That is so cute!

baby cars are the cutest babies. xD

I would have thought the can would have had a hose on it, like a Fix-A-Flat canister. That would explain the confusion, since in earlier pictures you showed the baby's feeding with siphon tubes. How would he know that that hose wasn't used for that?

Maybe it had a hose with it tapped to the side of the can. But I'm betting not, with the intense pressure a plastic straw probably wouldn't cut it. I didn't look too close but I bet the sprayer on the can looks just like a filler hose on an air pump.. with the little button in the middle and everything.
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Well I said it made me think of a car baby bottle. But that's not why he's chewing on the bottle, he's just being a aggressive little baby boy and/or maybe teething. ^^

oooooh, okay. Little guy just has a destructive side. :p

Such a little cute car balloon!!

Basketball sized... XD perfect for a game!

Ahhh.... good to see he's safe, and learned a lesson about chewing of air cylinders.

I'm SORRY, I can't look at your icon and not think that you're Tom Petty from Running down a dream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1D3a5eDJIs

Anyway..

Yeah I thought you'd be relieved to see the outcome, I could tell you were concerned. <3 He's that much more smarter of a car now. ^^

XD it's all cool

Yup, I'm glad to see it turned out well in the end.

This is adorable!

Lol thanks. XD

I also like the mama car and the little baby cars.

The momma's adorable. ^^

".....mom's a milf... XD"

.....of course she is, as its the law of the internet that she be a milf XD

right? Got Milf?

She sure does XD

lol down boy.

Baby cars :D