What bet did you lose to get stuck with THIS job?....

I don't even know.

Must have been Rainbow Dash getting back at her.

For what?! Besting her in every possible way!?

Of course~

That's SO lame! She can't be mad at me just because I'm better than here in every way imaginable!

Even so, this can give you plenty of time to plot your own revenge for her.

Oh I'll be after her plot alright....

Hehe~ That's the spirit~

so you do got a kind heart

Yeah.... I'm so nice. My heart weeps for these poor little critters.

NOT

That chicken really loves you! ^.^

Yeah... I noticed. Ugh. Don't you even think about laughing.

You're a little late with that warning!

I will remember this! You'll regret it!

You don't have a will to live, do you?

My, my. Did you finally find some paying work?

It... it doesn't pay anything

But it's something you could do for pay later.

I don't think this is the right job for me.

Aw, but the little things are so taken with you!

He promised me a pound of the world's finest catnip. Still waiting for that to show up...

If it does, I'd be very careful about it. I don't know what sniffing Poison Joke would do, and I don't really want to.

Nah, he wouldn't mess with my 'nip! Never!

.... would he?

*just looks at Gilda*

What? Why are you looking at me like that? Stop it!

BUZZ OFF ALREADY! Yeesh!

You honestly believe Discord wouldn't prank you through 'nip?

I just hope the antidote works when that stuff's ingested.

Messing with a griffon's catnip is a BAD idea. We're really possessive about the stuff.

Tell that to Discord.

I can see one critter eyeing your tail. I can already see you snapping back at it for biting your tail, so be careful around him/her...&, I too, don't want to know how you ended up with Discord.

They'll learn quick just how sharp my beak is!

they will.

Someone's moved into Fluttershy's hooooooooooooooooouse!

I did NOT!

aww, they like you

And I don't like them! But they keep coming back for more. Grrrrrrr....

don't Griffons eat rabbits ?

I'm a griffon. Yes, we have been known to prey on little critters like THIS ONE EATING MY TAIL.

We, uh, try to keep it on the down-low when we're in Equestria though. It's tough, dude.

It's called a ferret, and it's not eating your tail -- it's just playing. Quick twitching the tip and it'll stop chasing it. (You'll also avoid annoying the bird.)

Tail's got a mind of its own. He better stop or he'll be my next meal!

ah, do Griffons swallow them whole like birds, I want to make sure my pictures depict Griffon feeding habits accurately ?

I'm not allowed to talk about it while I'm living in Equestria...

okay, well Thanks anyway Gilda, I bet a Griffon could eat a meerkat

It depends on the griffin.
(I prefer my steaks medium well, thank you.)

Discord dragged you into this, didn't he?

I don't really know how I got in to this mess.

It's just like discord to drag someone into pettsitting with him.

He said I was "Perfect for the job".... what a lie that was!

That's why you should never, ever trust Discord.

Lesson learned!

Good. Just hope he doesn't bug you.

Don't worry, today you'll be babysitting them, and tonight you'll be killing them in their sleep and eating them for breakfast. I know chickens taste delicious. No offense.

I miss a good chicken burger. We griffons aren't really supposed to eat critters when we're in Equestria. Long story there.

If you've got the manners, I know the place.

Yeah, that was before the Pony-Griffon war way back when. We're cool now.

Heheh cute.

I am not cute!

wait, maybe I am. You know what I meant!

So when can we expect you to dress up in a Lolita costume?

NO.

You're going to disappoint Rarity.

Boo hoo!

But think of the rad outfit she can make you -- with straps, buckles, metal studs...

...and all you'd have to do is let her doll you up (in a second outfit) as if you'd wear it to a big party like the Grand Galloping Gala.

Barf!

lol Im not sure your the mothering type. XD

No I'm not, dweeb.

You don't know how hard it was not to.

I doubt Fluttershy would allow you to have them. Me, on the other hand, I happen to know that I taste delicious. ^^

Can I sneak just -one- of those little delicious critters?

I just said I'm delicious. That was an invitation to nom me, silly.

Uh... Rainbow Dash told me I can't eat anything that can talk around here.

*facepalm* Not if I'm offering. Besides, you can just letme out later when you find some real food if it bothers you what the pony who chose an insensitive coke addict over you says.

Yeah... she certainly made a bad choice there! Like, really? Who in their right mind would give up all this griffon awesomeness!

I know! And then everypony's like "wow, Gilda is such a bitch!" Um, no, I saw everything. You were just visiting an old friend, only had one freaking day in Ponyville, and that Pinkie Pie wouldn't leave you guys alone! And it's not just you; she's hijacked other people's parties because she didn't like their style, burned a donkey's scrapbook, and even had a mental breakdown because her friends, God forbid, had something they ha to do besides go to a party she held. What a bitch! She's totally oblivious to the feelings of others! Bearer of Harmony, my tail! *huffs* Sorry about that. It just realy burns me up how those ponies get away with so much and make people like you look like the bad guys. What the pluck, amirite?

1: that was a prank.
2: she'd already been having a bad day, so she probably just snapped.
3: Pinkie Pie talks to the camera after that happened, preventing the viewer from seeing Gilda, thus making it impossible to prove she really did walk away without paying.

I'm not saying she's perfectly innocent; there's just nothing in that episode to justify making Gilda a villain. She's even included on the T-shirt with all the villains and monsters on it. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are greater antagonists than Gilda and Trixie.

Yeah, what you said! I'm innocent! That pink thing RUINED my time with Dash. Why can't I just have a few hours of alone time with my old friend? Was that too much to ask?!

And yes, we griffons are known to have a bit of a short fuse. I don't tolerate bullcrap very well.

Could be a cultural thing, too. Klingons respect aggression, an there's that one other racethat only responds well to rudeness and are offended by politeness. Roaring at a gryphon may be less severe than roaring at a pony cuz it's just one of the ways they communicate. Fluttershy, being sensitive as she is, just took it the wrong way. Nopony else was running away after all.

I... uh.... No, just no.

That chicken is really warming up to you Gilda. ;)

Grr.... don't even start.

Also, I heard you delivered at DweebCon for me? Details, dude. I want details.

I relate to Discord in some ways because I am a little stubborn and rather live in fantasy then reality but my draconequussona Adean has the responsibility of using her chaotic abilities to help others then use them for kicks like Discord, although cute drawing.