This is the new theme tune for Mental Faculties, built on the tune 'Recondite' by Equium Auf Der Zorazs  equium http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2327254/ from whom permission to use the tune with Mental Faculties was obtained first, and to whom I think it still counts as copyright, with this edition being permitted and fair use.

Vocals and mixing of this edition by me.

It's a new day at the University
And everybody's ready to show one another
That they've got what it takes
To survive the interdisciplinary ordeal
That is, if they can
Pass the leaving exam

Let's all go back to our Mental Faculties
Nothing to see here but the collapse of causality
Let's all try to recoup our Mental Faculties
Lost in the waves of academic insanity

We must teach all from our Mental Faculties
Sinking into a sea of complete obscurity

Let's all go back to our Mental Faculties
Nothing to see here!

(talking)
Dr Banting!
Look down here, quick!
I think I've just found us a tunnel to the Polytechnic!
That might mean we can finally get our stuff back
The years of postal errors can finally be rectified, and we can cut some slack.
Do you think we'll be able to nab a few tasty treats?
From the conference tables and the debating suites?
This could be a red letter day! Don't tell the Dean, let's get there right away!

(ROUNDS)
If this is our education
Why does it make no sense at all
We all know why we are here
But no jobs await for someone
Whose only degree is in the tilt angles of deer
With underwater basket weaving optional in the third year.

(ROUNDS OVERLAP WITH NEXT VERSE)
If this is our education
Why does it make no sense
We all know why we are here
But no jobs await for someone
Whose only degree is in the tilt angles of deer
With underwater basket weaving optional in the third year.
Why does it make no sense
We all know why we are here
But no jobs await for someone
Whose only degree is in the tilt angles of deer
With underwater basket weaving optional in the third year.

The Dean arrives in her original dirigible
Doling out holism in a manner most incorrigible

The One Way system is the only way in
The only way out a cardinal traffic sin

The Dean arrives in her original dirigible
Doling out holism in a manner most incorrigible
(ROUNDS END)
The One Way system is the only way in
The only way out a cardinal traffic sin

The Dean arrives in her original dirigible
Doling out holism in a manner most incorrigible


Easthampton University
County Up is lost at sea
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Cast off, asunder do we cling
To hope that something
Will give them back.

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Genres: Theme, Comedy, Dark Comedy, Obscure Comedy, Surreal, Progressive Jazz, Opera, Roughly Edited

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