This is me in my most recent play that opened last month. It was called "Hotel Times" and my character was Dr. Why. That thing in my pocket is a Sonic Lever... which gave me the power to take pictures, videos, and even freeze people.

But what else sets Dr. Why apart from Dr, Who? Well, he travels alone because his people strictly forbid him to make friends with humans. (The reason was never specified in the script) His favorite food is proton bars (custard fish finger-flavored, of course!) but any human who eats it gets an epiphany that explains all of the universe's answers. And he uses their hotel elevator as his TARDIS.

And in case the BBC is watching, I didn't choose the costume. It was assigned to me. Part of the rules of my theater group.