
Some gratuitous butt in today's Storyboard
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it was just me being lazy.
I had gotten back from the gym and was trying to get a shower. Well with all the interruptions from phone and Skype the people at the door was the last straw and i could see who they where so i just answered the door with pentacle around my neck (it never leaves my person) and told them i was not interested. what i had done fully hit me when i was in the shower and i couldn't stop laughing
Seeing as i had my pentacle on i guess i wasn't TOALY undressed
I had gotten back from the gym and was trying to get a shower. Well with all the interruptions from phone and Skype the people at the door was the last straw and i could see who they where so i just answered the door with pentacle around my neck (it never leaves my person) and told them i was not interested. what i had done fully hit me when i was in the shower and i couldn't stop laughing
Seeing as i had my pentacle on i guess i wasn't TOALY undressed
heh, I knew a couple that had a big sign on their door: "household nudest! anyone knocking at this door can not complain about what god has given us!
seems the door to door types didn't often bother them (the one time the cops were called, they took one look at the aged sign on the door and took the complainers in!)
seems the door to door types didn't often bother them (the one time the cops were called, they took one look at the aged sign on the door and took the complainers in!)
I'm surprised no one has brought up how, typically... or at least, often, you have your furries bottomless as a rule, in their worlds.. but I suppose this is a world with humans and also a world with pants. (as evidenced by the different style of anatomy... and the panties on her tailtip..! >_> )
Heh. I imagine the "Door-to-Door Jesus Salesmen" have seen quite a few odd and scandalous things in their rounds.
Me? I'd prefer they stop bothering folks. If people wanna know about Jesus, they can come to us. Trying to pop in on people and talk with them in their living rooms like you're selling Amway? I'd rather you just sell me Amway, not your particular flavor of Church Culture.
Me? I'd prefer they stop bothering folks. If people wanna know about Jesus, they can come to us. Trying to pop in on people and talk with them in their living rooms like you're selling Amway? I'd rather you just sell me Amway, not your particular flavor of Church Culture.
Good one. Always enjoyed this one too:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/222280/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/222280/
The last time JW's came to my door I told them that a religion that would let a child die rather than allow a blood transfusion had nothing to teach me about ethics or morality. They've not been back.
I try to be nicer to the poor Mormon kids. My understanding is that many Mormon girls won't look twice at a boy who didn't go on a mission, so I sympathize with their motivation.
I try to be nicer to the poor Mormon kids. My understanding is that many Mormon girls won't look twice at a boy who didn't go on a mission, so I sympathize with their motivation.
They also tend to not bother you anymore once you tell them about your faith in Tiamat. It's like their brains can't handle the concept of people believing in an ancient five-headed dragon mother.
Like their belief that blood transfusions are evil is any better? At least Tiamat would smack me in my stupid head if I thought it would be a good idea to let a child die by denying them medical care.
Like their belief that blood transfusions are evil is any better? At least Tiamat would smack me in my stupid head if I thought it would be a good idea to let a child die by denying them medical care.
Wow, I wanna deliver food to her door. Also... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhaT7F7lMEY
Oh boy, can I relate to this. Back in 1976 I was working graveyard shift as a security guard, 6 PM to 6 AM, and was a day sleeper. In spite of a big "Day Sleeper, PLEASE Do Not Disturb" sign on the front door of the small house I was renting, the Watchtower crowd kept ringing my doorbell, and they wouldn't take "No, go away!"
for an answer, stubbornly insisting my salvation was more important than a solid 8 hours sleep. I finally got rid of them by buying the biggest mezuzah I could find and nailing it above the doorbell button, and I'm half Mormon-half Methodist, by the way. As a crucifix is to Dracula, a mezuzah is to a JW, and afterwards was left alone. I like this... Good drawing and a funny situation, good work , Rick.
for an answer, stubbornly insisting my salvation was more important than a solid 8 hours sleep. I finally got rid of them by buying the biggest mezuzah I could find and nailing it above the doorbell button, and I'm half Mormon-half Methodist, by the way. As a crucifix is to Dracula, a mezuzah is to a JW, and afterwards was left alone. I like this... Good drawing and a funny situation, good work , Rick.
I never thought of a pentagram although at one point I toyed with the idea of coming to the door in a Dracula outfit. Of course it would've been uncomfortable to sleep in, I didn't want to get my hair cut into a widows peak, plastic fangs look like plastic fangs, and besides, the JWs probably wouldn't have gotten it in the first place. Nothing seems to faze them, and I've heard of folks coming to the door full monty at still being proselytized by the Watchtower Wackos. That's commitment, boy!
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