"I can't take you NO where! Every time you keep on trying to screw me in PUBLIC!" Complains Rasheeda, just after marching out her girlfriend's party.

Zeno follows, but says nothing. Only smiles.

"The last time we were shot at by the police, that wasn't cool!"

Zeno still says nothing, and looks over the fauxbird.

"Hey! Aren't you listening to me?" Rasheeda jumps on his back. "I am talking to you! I swear you never pay me any attention. Hello? Hey!"

"Everyone's outside now. Perfect! Lets go for it. Take off your clothes, before I rip them off for you."

"Damn it Zeno!"

Moral of the story? Wait, you actually read this?!! You just earned 30 cookie points! *tosses cookies* Enjoy!

Anyhoo, this is where Rasheeda realizes her taste in men (I use the term loosely in this case) has went to utter sh*t.

I was experimenting with a few things. Wasn't going for realism. No critique wanted. I was simply playing around with things in Paint Tool Sai, thus this picture is going into my scrap folder.

And experimenting on character design in ol' Zeno. He/it wasn't meant to be cute, a mammal, or remotely cuddly, but a total freak in every since of the term. I was going for a psuedo-reptilian/insect this go around. I had an idea on paper, sparked by dreams, but sometimes its hard to translate such on paper (let alone digitally).
-BT

Rasheeda the 'fauxbird' © to me
Zeno the Nafaris © to me
Can you draw them? Sure, long as you give credit to me. Use them? Nah =)