So today after work I decided to go get a malt at a local ice cream shop. Turned out to be a big mistake. I was pulling out to make a left and there was a large quad cab F-150 in front of me and a vehicle behind me. The F-150 decided to pull out to make his turn, but half way into his turn decided he didn't like that idea, so he backed right up into me. We made eye contact and I made a few distinct hand gestures before he took off. I was pretty close to my residence but I followed him to the next intersection and he slowed down but made no indication he was pulling over, so I just made my turn and went home and reported it to the police.

According to the police radio the guy's license plates haven't been registered for a year. This could get interesting.

Oh, to top it off I got a notice from my former landlord that they're charging me for the "melted siding" on the outside of my old apartment that was A) there when I moved in and B) clearly caused by natural causes/mother nature. How the fuck does that work?