-SONGS USED-

SONG 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5caIjg9UHk

SONG 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKxtQacNK8g


Brian: B.Nana! Welcome to The United States of New York!

B.Nana: wHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Now dat dere is a fine-

Brian: Shut up! Let's go to BUR-GER-KING!

B.Nana: Didn't yer mama teach you not to eat SHIT.

Brian: NO!

B.Nana: Guess they didn't teach you to Fat and Fat School.

Brian: B.Nana! Get your fruity FAGGOT ass in the kart!

B.Nana: AlrighhgirlA! <b>[DING]</b>

Brian: Let's go to Burger King! I'm gonna start this car with my PAINIS! <b>[DOINK! Starts Engine and drives off for 3 seconds]</b> Here we are!

B.Nana: WHOOOOO!!! Now that there is some fine DICK driving! Can I do that next time?

Brian: Yes!

B.Nana: Really?

Brian: <b>EARRAPE! NOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHO!</b>

B.Nana: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! Son of a bitch!

Brian: Let's go! <b>[Fast Forward Foot Steps]</b> We want BUHR-GURS!

Plates: AAH!

Brian: OOMPH! Oh no! That Waiter is Plates!

Plates: HAHHAHAHA! <b>[Throws Plates]</b>

Brian: <b>[Shatter Smash]</b> AAOH! AGGH! AAAHH!

B.Nana: PFFFT HA HA HA HA HA! <b>[Shatter Smash]</b> AACK!

Brian: You Tiny Man with a Cunt! Stop hiding behind your plates and FIGHT LIKE A DILDO BAGGINS!

Plates: HUAA UA AUAUAU! <b>[Throws More Plates]</b>

Brian: LOOK OUT! He's got more plates!....Again!

B.Nana: Just a waist of fine China!

Plates: HAHAHAHAHHAHHAA!

Brian: <b>[Glass shatteres constantly]</b> Damn you Plates! I just wanted BUHR-GURHS!

B.Nana: What do we d- <b>[IDEA]</b> I know what to do!

Brian: MMPH?

B.Nana: <b>[Removes her skin]</b> YEEEY!

Plates: ?

B.Nana: GET A LOAD OF DIS! <b>[DICK SPROING]</b>

Plates: <b>[Pussy Scream]</b>

Brian: Oh no! You screwed up now Plates!

B.Nana: I'm gonna Fuk u up!...And fuk U! <b>[Hunter Roar]</b>

Plates: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! <b>[GETS FUCKED]</b> <b>[CUM CANNONS]</b> MOooOOoOOOuuhh! <b>[DEAD]</b>

Brian: HAAAH HAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA HAAH! Great Work Nana!

B.Nana: Thanks DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDummy!

<b>[DOOR'S OPEN]</b>

-SONG 2 PLAYS-

Kay: Hey Dere FUGLY!

Brian: Oh Hello Kay! Where's Shrek?

Kay:....Um...Ah! Here he is! <b>[BANG]</b>

Twilight Sparkle: Hello. My name is Twilight Sp- <b>[SHOTS FIRED]</b>

Kay: OOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Brian: That was not Shrek, you fucking Bitch!

Kay: Sorry...Here he is! <b>[BANG]</b>

Shrek: SOMUCHTODO!SOMUCHTOSEE!SOMUCHTODO!SOMUCHTOSEE!SOMUCHTODO!SOMUCHTOSEE!SOMUCHTODO!SOMUCHTOSEE!
SOMUCHTODO!SOMUCHTOSEE!SOMUCHTODO!
SOMUCHTOSEE!SOMUCHTODO!SOMUCHTOSEE!
SOMUCHTODO!SOMUCHTOSEE!SOMUCHTODO!SOMUCHTO-<b>[SHOTGUN SPAM]</b>

Brian: NO-AAAH-OH! YOU MOTHER FUCKTITS! <b>[WHIP]</b>

Kay: aaaaaaAAAAHH!!! Oh you want some of this huh boi?!

Brian: I'm gonna mail my boot with YER ASS wrapped around it! <b>[Megaman X Buster Charge]</b> BON VOYAGE, CUNTNICK! <b>[BABOOSH!]</b>

Kay: <b>[HIGH-PITCH SCREAM]</b> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! <b>[Poop Fart]</b> Oh! There he is!

Shrek: DONKEY! <b>[DEAD]</b>

Brian and Kay:...Welp! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

B.Nana: What in sam hill is going-

Kay: Shh! Check out the junk in THAT trunk!

Plague: WUAN DEN DEN DA!

B.Nana: Well I'll be shit! Its Nig-

Brian: <b>[Slap!]</b> NO! Don't say that! That is TOO Offensive!

B.Nana: Sorry Man.

Plague: BAYII KEMADODA!

Brian: What?

Plague: HOYA TE OVADEH!

B.Nana: Speak up sonny! I don't understand Ni-

Brian: SHUT UP!

Kay: You blind and ugly! That's embarrasing!

Plague: ASIKAGOBAH!

Brian: Oh no! That snake's getting angry!

Plague: MAYIMEADODADAIDA!

Kay: Shake it baby! Gimmie dat ass!

Plague: TOCA EL PIANO!! <b>[TAIL WHIP]</b>

Kay: OOOOHHH! AAACCKK!!!

Plague: CHEK DIS OOOUUU! <b>[BURPS LOUD]</b>

Kay: <b>[Sniff]</b> NOOOOOOOO! Smells like Protein Shakes....And Shit!

Brian: <b>[Pukes]</b> IT BURNS!

B.Nana: Gotta move from this! <b>[Teleports]</b> I'll stay here!

Brian: Coward!

Plague: YA-HAA! MERO TEKO DAIGU!

Kay: Brush your teeth! Clean your hair!.......And Eat your teeth! AHHMAAM! <b>[Stomach grumbles]</b> Ooh Marmalaid!

Plague: WUAASIDALKDJLKWJELKJDKKLLAKSDNAKSJDSLKJDLSAKDJASDNMOYOOIOOO!

Brian: You son of a bitch! I am going to strangle you with my PAINIS!

Plague: HAHAHAHAHAHHAA! <b>[Smack]</b> AYE MAMMI!!

Brian: SHUT UP!

Plague: RESMO ZABAZA!

B.Nana: Erecting an Erection! <b>[FAPS]</b>

Brian: GODDAMIT B.Nana! Stop fapping!!

B.Nana: Sorry Man...

Brian: Thanks! Where was I-

B.Nana: <b>[FAPS]</b>

Brian: B.NANA!!!

B.Nana: Ah Can't help mahself!

Plague: CABUTA AIL-<b>[Shotgun]</b> OH OW MA LEG!

Brian: No one asked you, Bitch!

Plague: ME AMARRE LA PATA!!!

Kay: <b>[Constapated Farting]</b> Oooohhg. Somebody's gotta direct my booty to the john! Come on cheeks! Stay together!

Brian: Tonight you will be visited by four ghosts! My foot! My Other Foot! And My PAINIS.............I mean my other Foot! And THEN my PAINIS!

Plague: <b>[Smack]</b> OOH! <b>[Smack]</b> DOOH! <b>[Smack]</b> UUAAHH!!

Brian: Deploying Robot Painis!! <b>[TRANSFORMING]</b> CHARGE! <b>[Megaman X Buster Charge]</b>

Plague: KETSOBEGADEBADILA-

Brian: <b>[CHARGE COMPLETE]</b> CONSIDER YOURSELF DOMINATED! <b>PAINIS BLASTAH!!!</b>

Plague: <b>[BLASTED]</b> WUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

B.Nana: WAT DUMB SON OF A BITCH DID THAT?!

Brian: Pay attention B.Nana!....AND STOP FAPPING!

B.Nana: I already came! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!

Brian: Ooh No....

Kay: <b>[FARTS EVEN LOUDER]</b> AH DON'T FEEL SO GOOD! I COULD BLOW AT ANY MINUTE!!

Brian: TAKE COVER!!!

B.Nana: GOTTA MOVE! NOW!

Plague: ?!

Kay: HERE IT COMES!

<b>[DIE-AH-REE-AAAH EXPLOSION]</b>

Plague: <b> [Gets blasted to the moon]</b> ISSO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!
<b>[DING]</b>

Brian: Plague's Dead that's good AMEN!

Kay: Okay! Now That Hurt! <b>[Dead]</b>

Brian:....Welp! Looks like its just you and Me B.Nana!

B.Nana: Right! Now then. <b>[SPROING]</b> This dick ain't gonna suck itself!

Brian: OH NO!!! B.NANA! DO NOT DO IT!

B.Nana: SUCK MY PEEEEENIS!

Brian: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! <b>[RUNS AWAY]</b>

B.Nana: COME BACK HERE!!! <b>[Chases]</b>
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Brian: BOX OF COX!


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