Kinda like some magic weapons from 2nd edition D&D that were pretty cool on their own, but when fighting a specific creature, their "+" jumped up by several numbers (back when a +5 sword was typically a legendary item).. Nowadays I guess I'd just call myself "NinjaBane".. like +5 keen frost burst ninjabane penguin.. or pengryphon in this case.

"Rocking the thong" as someone else put it.