So, I was reading Cable & Deadpool (an awesome comic, by the way), when I noticed something had not previously occurred to me:
Beast is smokin' hot.
So I rustled up some sexy fanart. I also coloured it in the same way that the comic is coloured - it took forever.

Originally he was just, er, dangling, if you get my drift. I decided that, against all common sense, he was sexier with a bulge. A little mystery, ya dig? Also because I fail at drawing peens.