Tyler's most prized possession is his two rice boxes, which are set apart by their color: one is black, the other is red.

Both boxes provide endless amounts of rice, but different types and, therefore, different effects.

The black box, seen here, dispenses steamed, white rice, causing a proportionate amount of weight gain to the amount of rice consumed. (I think it's somewhere around 1 grain = 1 pound.)

The red box, however, dispenses fried rice, which causes continuous weight gain, with the amount of rice consumed dictating the acceleration of the rate of weight gain.

Legends state that a dragon that had too much fried rice nearly destroyed all of China with his swelling body.

Thankfully, Tyler is content for the controlled expansion for now.

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