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What's so bad about first?

By Luna Awoona,
posted 11 years ago Dude Reducer

If your playground associates preferred the "hairy chest" version of this rhyme this comic will make no sense.

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Myuphrid ~myuphrid

Writer

11 years ago

He's just jealous of first place's princessy ballgown. He really had his eyes on it.

Luna Awoona ~rusheloc

Dude Reducer

11 years ago

It's a very understandable kind of anger.

Neoskunk ~neoskunk

Writer

11 years ago

I was a "hairy chester" so I need an explanation

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Cas. ~cas.

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

we had "third the golden turd" lmao i think its way better than this one

Leo.The.Ninja.Lion ~leo.the.ninja.lion

Fandom's Number-One Ninja Lion

11 years ago

...That was a rhyme? lol

I've never heard of that. In my life. Like, at all.

During my school days, the other students just called each other names. And we were happy.

Luna Awoona ~rusheloc

Dude Reducer

11 years ago

You guys must have had it rough!

Neoskunk ~neoskunk

Writer

11 years ago

as rough as a hairy chest

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Luna Awoona ~rusheloc

Dude Reducer

11 years ago

It's a talent I'd expect to be more universal!

Grim_Reaper ~grimreaper

Writer

11 years ago

The "hairy chest" version is clearly inferior.

Neoskunk ~neoskunk

Writer

11 years ago

u wot m8

Luna Awoona ~rusheloc

Dude Reducer

11 years ago

The worst.

KungFuCutMan ~kungfucutman

Photographer

11 years ago

huh ours was either hairy chest or Golden dress

Luna Awoona ~rusheloc

Dude Reducer

11 years ago

A solid gold dress would be acceptable.

Turk ~turkranma

Your secret fetish

11 years ago

I thought third was the one with the cache of spiders growing in his chest.

Luna Awoona ~rusheloc

Dude Reducer

11 years ago

Some playgrounds were tougher than others.

MrBassRabbit ~mrbassrabbit

Musician

11 years ago

Strange the grumps just mentioned that yesterday...

Luna Awoona ~rusheloc

Dude Reducer

11 years ago

Did they make porn of it too??

Emerald-Physics ~emerald-physics

Art Whore

11 years ago

you look so pretty in a dress...........

Luna Awoona ~rusheloc

Dude Reducer

11 years ago

.....

Remnants ~remnants

Digital Artist

11 years ago

I feel gypped out of a cool childhood. We just had hairy chest or golden chest.

Luna Awoona ~rusheloc

Dude Reducer

11 years ago

Both equally disappointing!

Cas. ~cas.

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

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Luna Awoona ~rusheloc

Dude Reducer

11 years ago

At least you didn't go with .jpg. I wouldn't want artifacting all over your confusion!

Matt_Rat ~mattrat

Sad comic man

11 years ago

Boy you're uh, you're really stretching for porn comic ideas now aren't you?

NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING.

Luna Awoona ~rusheloc

Dude Reducer

11 years ago

It seems reasonable to me!

foxymetroid ~foxymetroid

Writer

11 years ago

Looks like you remember the rhyme differently from me. When I was in school, it went zero the hero, first the worst, second the best, third the turd (or bird), fourth the dwarf, etc.

Luna Awoona ~rusheloc

Dude Reducer

11 years ago

Dwarfs? Now you're just fuckin' with me.

foxymetroid ~foxymetroid

Writer

11 years ago

It rhymed with "fourth". My classmates and I had to come up with something.

Veruca ~veruca

Art Whore

11 years ago

Redheads ;o

Luna Awoona ~rusheloc

Dude Reducer

11 years ago

That could also be a mean nickname for people that read too much!

Vir-no-Vigoratus ~vir-no-vigoratus

Underwear Enthusiast

11 years ago

You're insatiable >: T

Luna Awoona ~rusheloc

Dude Reducer

11 years ago

I CANNOT STOP

Billythe44th ~billythe44th

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

Old school, man, old school.

Luna Awoona ~rusheloc

Dude Reducer

11 years ago

I go way way back for MY porn.

SenorScience ~senorscience

11 years ago

As I had understood it in the salad days of my youth, third is the one "with the treasure chest."

Unless of course "treasure chest" in this case is some sort of euphemism for mumble mumble...

Luna Awoona ~rusheloc

Dude Reducer

11 years ago

It's full of DRESSES.

DuetSneplynx ~vixthefox

We are Duet!

11 years ago

I was more of a "treasure chest" kid, but that'll do more than well.

Luna Awoona ~rusheloc

Dude Reducer

11 years ago

That's starting to seem like the most popular one!

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