If taken at a measure of average eating habits, Kopfe would seem like any average American, with plenty of healthy foods and a smattering of junk food. Kopfe-Nung, Kopfe-Song, and Kopfe-Sii all eat as they should, working to maintain a balanced diet.

Kopfe-Saam, though, is the cause of their weight problems.

Kopfe-Saam eats nothing but chocolate and chocolate-covered treats. Try to force a salad on him and he'll soak it in hot fudge. Attempting to issue him a protein bar will result in it getting dunked in a chocolate fondue.

How does this add up into all those pounds of lipid adipose?

Simple: Kopfe-Saam controls the body's limbs 85% of the time and by rule of their Hydra anatomy, the head in control more than the others decides on their body weight, though subconsciously.

Thus, Kopfe-Saam, whether he knows it or not, loves being fat.

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