Total contradictory shirt there! <3

Assassin! Nice one!

So, the in shape and probably has the speed to be a good assassin would be a tank...and the dude who'd make for a natural tank is the speedy thing? *rubs temples*

They're breaking the meta!!

Also kinda a stereotype to think assassins are skinny and speedy lol. Assassins come in all shapes and sizes. One only needs to pull a trigger nowadays.

Actually, no. It's not. A good assassin needs to be able to move quickly because even if it's a simple trigger squeeze. One needs to take into account the noise of his weapon. The body being spotted and how to quickly leave the scene without drawing attention. Ones size would definitely come into play with such a thing. This is in the fantasy sense. As Templar's are thought to only exist in lore these days. So, in the ancient gaming styles... a chubby ninja ain't gonna work

Lol mmmkay. When you've a .50cal that can blow a target apart from a mile away, you can literally stroll your way to your vehicle. Is this a regular occurrence? I'd hope not. Thankfully they didn't specify what -kind- of assassin, so it really does sorta make the stereotype moot haha. :v A cook can be quite an effective assassin too! I wager they could dose an entire meal with poisons and be gone before they took effect.

For those who have played the game assassins creed this is obviously a reference to the game. And just because you have a big rifle doesn't mean squat. You still need smarts and skills. You need to be able to account for gravities pull, wind direction, and wind speed. To top it off unless your target is standing still you also need excellent timing. the cross hairs in your scoop mean nothing if you don't have the skill or knowledge to use it.

Durr. Thank you for pointing out that all encompassing fact that one must know how to shoot. Kinda goes with the territory and assumption that if you own such a weapon, one would be expected to know how to use it.

Omg. Furries. Chill your roll.

Lol, up in arms about fictional character roles.

XD

Oh gawd, dat's adorable x3

Well, I guess thats valid for the situation

...Has brian been getting fatter?

Food does that to people.

Dear god Brian's shirt...I can't stop laughing at his cuteness.

Jason says that, ironically wearing that shirt XD

Really nice responses, though <3

Lol ironic shirt

PFFFFFTAHAHAHAHAHA
this cracked me up a lot XD

The t-shirts are very clever with the replies.

Happy dragon belly is happy :)

Brian likes his booty!

and templars don't kill people?

Brian's response reminded me of this animation xD


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb0WJ-JQJYI

That was beautiful.

Yeah well

http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Templar_Assassin

Fuck the police

Jason should have said assassin. Templars kill anyone that doesn't agree with them.