That's cute

This is suppose to protect me?

Don't worry. No one ever tries to hit anyone in the stomach. You don't need any armor there.

Hahaha, fantasy armour :D

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Males get giant slabs of metal and animal hide, encrusted with the blood of their enemies. Females get enchanted lingerie and metal bras/panties (which I imagine to be as comfortable as it sounds).

What was that weird word you just used? "Backpack?" What the f*** is a "backpack?" Sounds too practical...

table dancing reflects projectile attacks! everyone knows that

That face
I wanna hug the little guy

This is THE BEST