Hey there folks...

Yes I am aware of Five Nights at Freddy's and, after a few nights of nightmares, I decoded to do something with it... so I made a sorta-parody of it in the PCA verse.

Yes I know this is stupid, no need to tell me

Yes you can consider it canon or non-canon as you wish, mostly did it for fun.

I hope you enjoy it

Anyway about this place...

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About the Restaurant

The pizzeria known as “FezBär’s” has been in Viridian for several generations, all owned by the FezBär family of teddiursa/ursarings, and has been struggling to make ends meet from the start. Due to numerous issues such as an out of the way location, poor business management from all the owners, and general ineptitude on their part has left the restaurant in financial straits despite the above average food. Over the years of being handed from father to eldest son keeping the restaurant alive and going has become more of a family tradition then an actual business since most of the family’s actual income comes from other sources… this has led different managers to try various gimmicks over time to try and make the pizzeria actually become a success as opposed to simply struggling to break even each month.

The current owner is no different. When he and his younger brother were handed the reins of ownership for the restaurant they immediately put a plan into action to make it profitable. Since they collected old arcade games and the like as a hobby and the new owner had a kid himself and knew first-hand how much “Family-Entertainment” places could overcharge they decided to capitalize on that little racket, turning FezBär’s into the kind of place parents would take their screaming brats for birthdays, parties, and the like complete with overpriced food and cake, a prize wall of knock off goodies, and all the clichés you’d expect.

Unfortunately the current owner, known as “Pops” by most people, follows the longstanding family tradition of being bad at what he does. In particular he’s a cruel, mean tempered mon to work for and pressured his son into working at the family restaurant the moment the boy was old enough not to be mistaken for a customer. The moment he found out his son had put together a garage band with two of his school friends Pops more or less conscripted the lot of them to perform and entertain the kids at parties and the like by playing songs for them. To complete his jerk-ass actions he pays them bare minimum wage and works to insure the band doesn’t get any other gigs since he refuses to let them “betray” the restaurant in such a way. He gets away with this because all of the teens are scared shitless of him and cow-down to his whims…

Though he is wondering why he’s been the target of so many pranks as of late and who’s doing them…

About the Band

A group formed of Pop’s only son, two of the kid’s friends from school, and a third friend who’s not actually IN the band but hangs around anyway cause he has nothing better to do. The group was formed with the hope of being a Rock and Metal garage band that might someday make it big… before Pop’s forcibly co-opted them as FezBär’s default entertainment and forced them to play such classics as “Happy Birthday to You”, “The Wheels on the Bus go Round and Round”, and other kindergarten classics for large groups of screaming brats. Unfortunately due to the fact that the members ended up in different high schools which makes coordination difficult, Pop’s actively working to prevent them from playing any other place, and the fact the band members are actively terrified of him means their hopes of getting to rock out for a crowd not still fascinated by finger painting look fairly bleak.

Name: Frederick Jr. “Freddy” FezBär
Species: Ursaring
Gender: Male
Age: 17

Pop’s only son Freddy, who got the nickname cause he couldn’t pronounce his full name when he was little and dislikes the fact he was named after his dad, is a student at the PCA who’s done little to get noticed or get attention. As far as personality goes after he got out of his shy, socially awkward teddiursa phase (which his two friends refuse to stop ribbing him about) he became a much more composed, confident, and social teen who would be a decent leader… if being put on the spot or being stressed didn’t reduce him back to a stuttering, fidgeting, nervous little cub. He also is completely incapable of standing up to his father which is what roped his friends into their current predicament.

He plays lead guitar in the band and practices regularly while looking for a possible chance for the band to get to perform for a real audience despite how his father has shut down all his other attempts before.

Name: Brittney Bonnie Bunnstein, known as B.B.
Species: Diggersby
Gender: Female
Age: 17

The eldest daughter of a middle class family, with a fondness for alliterative names which extends to her little siblings, B.B. met Freddy in kindergarten and, after accidentally making the bear cry, eventually became friends with him. She attends a local high school near her house but still hangs out with Freddy and her other friends constantly. Cheerful, friendly, and disturbingly willing to smack someone if she feels it is needed B.B. finds herself welcome in most groups while still being held at arms-length by them due to the aforementioned smacking. Because of that she tends to be incredibly close to the few good friend she’s managed to make and will support them however she can.

She plays bass guitar in the band, though it’s more a hobby to her then any serious job. She sticks with it to support her friends and only a little bit because of Pops intimidating her.

Name: Carmen Verdugo
Species: Combusken
Gender: Female
Age: 17

Only daughter of an upper-middle class family that has pressured Carmen from birth to fit her parent’s strict ideas of what their daughter should be including piano lessons, hiring private tutors, and generally trying to steer her life. Carmen rebelled, first by making friends with kids her parents didn’t approve of (Freddy, B.B., and Tee) and later through various things like overeating, learning drums, and generally refusing to listen to them. Beyond this rebellion though she is a surprisingly mellow girl who is relaxed and friendly as well as prone to good natured teasing with her friends. She’s also decidedly non-combative since she was used to only having to deal with her parent’s verbal pressure and they never even raised their voices to her. Because of this getting into a fight is unthinkable for her and she will flee if intimidated too much, which surprises most people… fortunately her friends have always been there to help stand up for her and even now she and B.B. attend the same highschool.

She plays the drums, and if necessary the keyboard, in the band and as long as they aren’t playing any of the classical music her parents tried to choke her with for so long she’s not too concerned about song choice (though even her patience with kiddie songs has a limit). While she is intimidated stupid by Pops she does enjoy one part of the job… she can get free pizza pretty regularly.

Name: Teach “Tee” Mitchell
Species: Zoroark
Gender: Male
Age: 16

Youngest child of a middle class family that owns a pawn shop Teach has been a trouble maker from an early age, often found wherever something had broken, gone wrong, or chaos generally reigned (resulting in an eye injury that had him wearing an eyepatch… which he kept when it healed up since he thought the eyepatch was cool). Having calmed down some since puberty Tee isn’t a BAD kid exactly… just immature, prone to mischief, and has an unhealthily childish obsession with shiny things. Beyond this he’s surprisingly friendly and loyal. His current friends are the only ones he’s ever had and he treasures them deeply… though this doesn’t’ stop him from accidentally causing trouble for them or playing shoulder devil to them from time to time.

While Tee doesn’t play any instrument he is the bands unofficial “Roadie” and helps them with their sound equipment and the like (which he’s surprisingly good at, much to his and everyone elses surprise). He got bullied into working at the restaurant as well (he needed a job and due to an incident he refuses to elaborate on he’s banned from working at the pawn shop) and acts as the general employee taking orders, bringing food & drinks out, and trying to keep large amounts of screaming brats from breaking stuff.

The “Haunting”

Unlike a certain game and restaurant this place is based on FezBär’s has never had any murders happen in or around it nor is it haunted by anything beyond the occasional stray feral ghost type wandering in. Despite this they do have a security office since they’re in a crummy part of town and Pop’s is paranoid about someone breaking in and wrecking the place like what happened a several years ago. Pops and his brother take turns manning the security office from night to night…

Which, with some prodding from Tee, is the perfect set-up to let the band get back at the big obnoxious bear without him knowing they did it. All four teens work together to rig spooky sounds, flickering lights, and other mildly creepy stuff to go off whenever Pops has his night shift and enjoy seeing the bear get freaked out on the little web camera they snuck into the guard’s room to film his reactions. They’d go further but they lack the technical expertise to set up anything like a real haunting or bigger than the dime-store haunted house effects… but they’re always on the lookout for a way to prank the bear and get back at Pops for how he treats them.


Are there Animatronics?

Nope, Pops would never pay for something that stupidly expensive when he can just make the kids entertain for minimum wage… though… rumor has it a certain mad-roboticist rotom girl might just be working on something new she might donate to the restaurant to give it a proper “Test Run”…

Only time will tell…

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Anyway hoped you enjoyed my bit of random stupidity here and YES a similarly questionably canon bit with some animatronics will be coming soon... be on the lookout for it.

Till then I hope you enjoy, please fav & comment, and have a great day =3


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