"He's kidding, he's kidding, he's kidding, he's kidding-"

"I'm starting to gain an appetite, kiddo...."

O_O' "....I'mtheluckiestkidintheworldtohavesuchanamazingfatherlikeyouandIwouldn'treplaceyouforanythingintheworldIloveyoudad. There. Am I done?"

"Now see? That wasn't so hard, was it?"

"You're such a monster, you know that?"

"Ah, cut me slack. You didn't really think I'd actually eat my only son, did you?....By way, my gut's been barking all day. How's about we go grab a bite?"

"You go, I'm not hungry.....In fact, I think I need to go puke."