Warwolf comments on the recent events concerning himself and the now-former dictator of America, Zachary Chandler.
Zachary, S4 Unit, and terrorists mentioned (C)
chuong and used with permission; this story references our RPs together.
Minute to Win It (C) NBC, NBC Universal, and all others who own the rights; the UK version airs on ITV2.
Zachary, S4 Unit, and terrorists mentioned (C)
chuong and used with permission; this story references our RPs together.Minute to Win It (C) NBC, NBC Universal, and all others who own the rights; the UK version airs on ITV2.
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It certainly was; you can read the whole saga in which that happened here. This is just part 1; there are 9 parts to this.
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Zachary: No problem Warwolf! I haven't work with your country's troops yet since I was out in Kurdistan, Syria, and Iraq helping my troops under me and the civilians their rebuild their communities after that horrible IS attack. They admire my star fort designs and I gotta say that the most fun part was me and my troops rebuilding their mosques. Some of the more modern looking mosques are outstanding even by my standards.
Dalton: Well you did work with me, Scott, and Celyn and we're Brits.
Zachary: Well I mean working with British troops in general and not just British UN1024s. Also, should I visit your country, what should I try because being an American, I kinda worry about being unsatisfied by British cuisine.
Dalton: Oh that's just stereotypes! We have Sunday roast, bangers and mash, and fish and chips.
Zachary: Lets hope they're good then. I miss eating that saag paneer in India! Very healthy and tasty that it almost made me think of American soul food for some reason!
Anushka: That's India for you!
Zachary: Yup! Your curry however... Now that's hot! I'm surprised Chuong could handle your standard of medium spicy there!
Soil: Zachary, don't forget about those huge projects that COE has. We not only have to develop technology to advance our world infrastructure but also help other countries maintain their national parks. Belarus has invited us to help them with not only maintaining their parks but also improve their nature resorts for tourists. Russia has invited us to help improve their parks as well.
Zachary: Oh boy. More projects! And I thought helping Vietnam and their nature reserves was tough and that's just a tiny country!
Zax: When it comes to the military, there's always jobs for everybody.
Dalton: Well you did work with me, Scott, and Celyn and we're Brits.
Zachary: Well I mean working with British troops in general and not just British UN1024s. Also, should I visit your country, what should I try because being an American, I kinda worry about being unsatisfied by British cuisine.
Dalton: Oh that's just stereotypes! We have Sunday roast, bangers and mash, and fish and chips.
Zachary: Lets hope they're good then. I miss eating that saag paneer in India! Very healthy and tasty that it almost made me think of American soul food for some reason!
Anushka: That's India for you!
Zachary: Yup! Your curry however... Now that's hot! I'm surprised Chuong could handle your standard of medium spicy there!
Soil: Zachary, don't forget about those huge projects that COE has. We not only have to develop technology to advance our world infrastructure but also help other countries maintain their national parks. Belarus has invited us to help them with not only maintaining their parks but also improve their nature resorts for tourists. Russia has invited us to help improve their parks as well.
Zachary: Oh boy. More projects! And I thought helping Vietnam and their nature reserves was tough and that's just a tiny country!
Zax: When it comes to the military, there's always jobs for everybody.
Warwolf: Excellent.
Captain C: If you don't handle spicy foods so much, my adopted son, Alex, the cub genius, may have something you may wish to try.
*Alex shyly waves to Zachary and then hands him his invention, a mouthpiece that helps make it easier to handle spicy foods. He then hugs the Captain for dear life.*
Captain C: Also, he's nervous around newcomers, especially ones who turned over a new leaf. Both our Prime Minister, David Cameron, and also Her Majesty, the Queen, send you their pardons. And they say fast food is destroying our food culture, but there are those that probably don't mind losing the Yorskire pudding.
Super Claw: And then we have Welsh rarebit as well.
Captain C: If you don't handle spicy foods so much, my adopted son, Alex, the cub genius, may have something you may wish to try.
*Alex shyly waves to Zachary and then hands him his invention, a mouthpiece that helps make it easier to handle spicy foods. He then hugs the Captain for dear life.*
Captain C: Also, he's nervous around newcomers, especially ones who turned over a new leaf. Both our Prime Minister, David Cameron, and also Her Majesty, the Queen, send you their pardons. And they say fast food is destroying our food culture, but there are those that probably don't mind losing the Yorskire pudding.
Super Claw: And then we have Welsh rarebit as well.
Zachary: Oh thanks kid. Sorry if I did horrible things. Either way, I don't let children get harmed even during my bad days. Now my biggest concern is to not get fat by those Feeder Foxes! I love my Army uniform too much and I want to be able to fit in it! *to Captain C* I gotta agree with them about how fast food is destroying their culture. After all, when in Rome, do what the Romans do. So when I'm in the UK, I eat British food even during my terrorism days. When I'm in Vietnam, I eat Vietnamese food.
Soil: Well I'm not ready to be targeted for morbid gluttony either. I have to look good.
Star: Everybody does!
Sky: I feel bad for the tiger cub... I thought my terrorism campaigns before would help save the world. I had no idea I could scare children by mistake too.
Sea: Oh yeah! Didn't someone say that Bendraqi preys on children even more than those Feeder Foxes? I also heard something on the lines of Bendraqi wanting to torture kids for his disgusting joys!
Zachary: Oh yeah. Can't wait to-
Nicolae: Sorry but don't do what Dracula aka Vlad the Impaler did. You'll make it worse. No impaling, no crucifying, no injuring, no killing, none of that stuff. If you want to continue your road to redemption, you must follow the Laws of War.
Zachary: I'll try to remember that. But remember, I'm the coyote with a very short temper. I worked too hard to advance my country and make it into an example to the world to reference and follow.
Dustin: But you can also set an example by not threatening your enemies with violence. I know its hard, but the cleaner you keep the battles, the less mess you have to clean up. Remember, efficiency not sheer violence.
Zachary: I'll try... But that urge to crucify Bendraqi is strong.
Dustin: Let it go. Its not worth losing your job as an Army officer over.
Soil: Well I'm not ready to be targeted for morbid gluttony either. I have to look good.
Star: Everybody does!
Sky: I feel bad for the tiger cub... I thought my terrorism campaigns before would help save the world. I had no idea I could scare children by mistake too.
Sea: Oh yeah! Didn't someone say that Bendraqi preys on children even more than those Feeder Foxes? I also heard something on the lines of Bendraqi wanting to torture kids for his disgusting joys!
Zachary: Oh yeah. Can't wait to-
Nicolae: Sorry but don't do what Dracula aka Vlad the Impaler did. You'll make it worse. No impaling, no crucifying, no injuring, no killing, none of that stuff. If you want to continue your road to redemption, you must follow the Laws of War.
Zachary: I'll try to remember that. But remember, I'm the coyote with a very short temper. I worked too hard to advance my country and make it into an example to the world to reference and follow.
Dustin: But you can also set an example by not threatening your enemies with violence. I know its hard, but the cleaner you keep the battles, the less mess you have to clean up. Remember, efficiency not sheer violence.
Zachary: I'll try... But that urge to crucify Bendraqi is strong.
Dustin: Let it go. Its not worth losing your job as an Army officer over.
Leo: If you ever take any anger management courses in Zanta's world as I am doing, Zachary, perhaps that can help you with the temper.
Captain C: It's not just Alex that was at risk. Recall there's also the hamster child, Miff.
*Miff walks by and starts hugging everybody, including Zachary. Ray follows.*
Captain C: Yes; that's him.
Super C: Also note that I wish to add you and the S4 as allies to the G-52 organization now, so shortly I'll have you take the oath. For now, know that I am the commanding officer, and thus, I echo what they said about following the Laws of War. Speaking of which, I had better brush up on that.
Cripto: So must I, so that I don't accidentally go too far with the hero strike. I didn't have a choice in that instance; it was needed, Zanta says, so it was justified.
Leo: If you were following the Laws of War as a villain, you can just as easily do that as a hero, Zachary.
Firefox: Which of the British foods have you eaten, by the way? If you didn't try the dish haggis, I don't recommended it; very nasty stuff.
Captain C: It's not just Alex that was at risk. Recall there's also the hamster child, Miff.
*Miff walks by and starts hugging everybody, including Zachary. Ray follows.*
Captain C: Yes; that's him.
Super C: Also note that I wish to add you and the S4 as allies to the G-52 organization now, so shortly I'll have you take the oath. For now, know that I am the commanding officer, and thus, I echo what they said about following the Laws of War. Speaking of which, I had better brush up on that.
Cripto: So must I, so that I don't accidentally go too far with the hero strike. I didn't have a choice in that instance; it was needed, Zanta says, so it was justified.
Leo: If you were following the Laws of War as a villain, you can just as easily do that as a hero, Zachary.
Firefox: Which of the British foods have you eaten, by the way? If you didn't try the dish haggis, I don't recommended it; very nasty stuff.
Zachary: Miff? Wait a second... *to Ray* So that's the kid that Bendraqi was going to torture and that you almost killed him for that? *to Leo* Only if my villains do the same. *To Firefox.* Sunday roast, bangers and mash, and fish and chips. They're about the best food in the UK to me.
Alexis: Well too bad! You tried French food before and you loved them a lot.
Zachary: Yes. But I think I lean towards Belgian, German, and Danish cuisine when it comes to European cuisine.
Avon: I didn't know you like my country's food. Glad you enjoyed them.
Helfried: Many Americans love our food in Germany. The US Army are prevalent in my country; especially with their Corps of Engineers.
Zachary: Dude! Germany rocks! Their food is awesome and so are their engineers! I picked up a lot of engineering ideas from the Germans which helped me in my creation of star fort cities and towns.
Mathias: Yes! Another American who loves Danish cuisine! Wished more Americans hang out in my country of Denmark.
Ray: Yes.
Zachary: Wow... What a freak! Bendraqi is going to be dead soon.
Dustin: Cool it. No more of this crazy Dracula stuff.
Liviu: I've been fighting cleaner ever since I got warped to this world. You should too Zachary. If you're an American hero, don't do anything that will bring fear to your people. Let them see you as a hero who defends his country not the villain who spreads fear to his people by killing his opponents.
Zachary: I'll try... But I will not let any villains hurt children, endangered animals, or any of the like.
Anushka: Two wrongs don't make a right. If we fought eye for eye and tooth for tooth, the world would be blind and toothless.
Ray: You should take what she says seriously. You don't want Super C to put you on probation for this.
Zachary: I'll try. I only enjoy fighting enemies who have honor.
Soil: Zachary, we have to take the oath soon. Lets do that.
Zachary: Oh right.
Sky: Count me in!
Sea: Oh don't forget this Super C; Zachary, Star, Soil, Sky, and I are Americans by birth and Americans by nationality. We are about as red, white, and blue as we can get.
Star: Wait a second, don't you think its ironic for American born villains to preach American values and pride like that?
Zachary: To me, not really. You can be an American villain and preach your values. The Joker from Batman hates Nazis too you know where he told a Nazi villain that he may be a villain, but he's an American villain and that he will defend the American way of life because its his duty as an American.
Star: Who cares; we've always been Americans anyways. Lets get ready for the oath guys!
*Unit S4 and Zachary prepares to take the oath the American way.*
Alexis: Well too bad! You tried French food before and you loved them a lot.
Zachary: Yes. But I think I lean towards Belgian, German, and Danish cuisine when it comes to European cuisine.
Avon: I didn't know you like my country's food. Glad you enjoyed them.
Helfried: Many Americans love our food in Germany. The US Army are prevalent in my country; especially with their Corps of Engineers.
Zachary: Dude! Germany rocks! Their food is awesome and so are their engineers! I picked up a lot of engineering ideas from the Germans which helped me in my creation of star fort cities and towns.
Mathias: Yes! Another American who loves Danish cuisine! Wished more Americans hang out in my country of Denmark.
Ray: Yes.
Zachary: Wow... What a freak! Bendraqi is going to be dead soon.
Dustin: Cool it. No more of this crazy Dracula stuff.
Liviu: I've been fighting cleaner ever since I got warped to this world. You should too Zachary. If you're an American hero, don't do anything that will bring fear to your people. Let them see you as a hero who defends his country not the villain who spreads fear to his people by killing his opponents.
Zachary: I'll try... But I will not let any villains hurt children, endangered animals, or any of the like.
Anushka: Two wrongs don't make a right. If we fought eye for eye and tooth for tooth, the world would be blind and toothless.
Ray: You should take what she says seriously. You don't want Super C to put you on probation for this.
Zachary: I'll try. I only enjoy fighting enemies who have honor.
Soil: Zachary, we have to take the oath soon. Lets do that.
Zachary: Oh right.
Sky: Count me in!
Sea: Oh don't forget this Super C; Zachary, Star, Soil, Sky, and I are Americans by birth and Americans by nationality. We are about as red, white, and blue as we can get.
Star: Wait a second, don't you think its ironic for American born villains to preach American values and pride like that?
Zachary: To me, not really. You can be an American villain and preach your values. The Joker from Batman hates Nazis too you know where he told a Nazi villain that he may be a villain, but he's an American villain and that he will defend the American way of life because its his duty as an American.
Star: Who cares; we've always been Americans anyways. Lets get ready for the oath guys!
*Unit S4 and Zachary prepares to take the oath the American way.*
Firefox: I see.
Leo: Indeed you can. I can see the Joker doing that, but the Batman I'm used to is the cheesy 1960s edition with Adam West in the title role and with its neat soundtrack. Anyways, oath time.
Super C: Okay. Here goes.
*The oath is as follows, but Super C says one line, and the ones sworn in repeat it. The very second line is said by one person at a time, though, and if Zachary doesn't have a codename, he'll just state his name again.*
I, [State your name], am a G-52 ally.
My codename is [State your codename].
I am a superhero.
I am a fighter.
I bleed red, white, and blue.
As the newest inductee,
I pledge myself to my community,
My country, my soldiers, my civilians,
And my flag.
So help me if any obedience to my commanding officers
Causes me to get in trouble with the law.
So help me if any wrongs of my doings
Force me to take on excommunication from this organization.
Just as those before me, I will not run away from trouble.
I will vow to fight for truth, justice, and the American way of life.
For I am, [State your codename again], a G-52, tried and true.
And as always, I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the United States of America
And to the republic for which it stands.
One nation, under God,
Indivisible,
With liberty and justice for all!
*after oath is taken*
Super C: Congratulations; you're now allies!
*Applause.*
Leo: Indeed you can. I can see the Joker doing that, but the Batman I'm used to is the cheesy 1960s edition with Adam West in the title role and with its neat soundtrack. Anyways, oath time.
Super C: Okay. Here goes.
*The oath is as follows, but Super C says one line, and the ones sworn in repeat it. The very second line is said by one person at a time, though, and if Zachary doesn't have a codename, he'll just state his name again.*
I, [State your name], am a G-52 ally.
My codename is [State your codename].
I am a superhero.
I am a fighter.
I bleed red, white, and blue.
As the newest inductee,
I pledge myself to my community,
My country, my soldiers, my civilians,
And my flag.
So help me if any obedience to my commanding officers
Causes me to get in trouble with the law.
So help me if any wrongs of my doings
Force me to take on excommunication from this organization.
Just as those before me, I will not run away from trouble.
I will vow to fight for truth, justice, and the American way of life.
For I am, [State your codename again], a G-52, tried and true.
And as always, I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the United States of America
And to the republic for which it stands.
One nation, under God,
Indivisible,
With liberty and justice for all!
*after oath is taken*
Super C: Congratulations; you're now allies!
*Applause.*
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