What a sad poor character. Seems like a cool alter ego switching sort. I like him! :D

Glad you do; I do a bio like this for all my characters when possible.

I forgot to mention that Christan Geiger is actually of German heritage.

Whoops; I'll fix that.

Zachary: I wonder if I'm also responsible for Christian's mental well-being? I killed bullies of all ages during my dictatorship and crucified thousands. I can never wash the sins off my hands. And I'll never forget the days I ordered El Shaddai to behead teens who hurt endangered species because I increased the roles of universities as conservatories and research centers for their cities. University biological departments have a role of sending graduate students to the wild to capture endangered species and bring them to their schools for research and conservation before displaying them in city zoos. The Corps of Engineers of the US Army are also responsible for conserving our wildlife and environment and I'm part of this. I even murdered abusive family members under my rule too mainly by crucifying them. I hope I didn't kill Christian's uncle by crucifixion either. Otherwise, Christian will forever see me as a terrorist.

Jack: Doubt it because he did survive your rule.

Zachary: Whatever. If El Shaddai goes after Christian, I have to fight against my former allies.

Zax: We'll back you up though.

Super C: But surely if you ask forgiveness from the divine authority, you'll receive it.

Christian: No, you didn't kill my uncle, Zachary. He died in the asylum. I don't view you as a terrorist now, and I didn't think about it while you were dictator. I swear you had nothing to do with any of my troubled life; it's all in the past. Still, it's frustrating.

Zachary: It's alright Christian. Also didn't know you were born and raised in Wildcat City considering the music you do. I guess you're proof that Wildcat City is more diverse than I initially thought. Right now, I'm an Army engineering officer and it's a job I love and a job I take with pride and honor. Don't worry, you'll be safe as long I lead the way.

Zax: Ugh... I'm Army Ranger and Army Rangers lead the way. You're COE and your motto is "Essayons!"; that's French for "Let us try!"

Zachary: Which is fitting for me too. When people give me a chance for redemption, they let me try.

Soil: The reason why COE uses French in their motto is because during the Revolutionary War days, we hired the French to build us forts from the British hence the castle is the logo for COE.

Zachary: COE's logo is a work of art. Who'd ever thought an ex-terrorist and ex-dictator like me would find joining the military so rewarding? It changed my life and the lives of Unit S4!

Star: S4 is devoted to promoting green technologies around the world hence our codenames are based off the elements of nature.

Christian: Yes. While the city has its military and marching band reputation, we are open to all types of music. Pop and rock have been the best success of the other music genres. Who amongst you likes rock music, whether it be my 80s gothic rock type, or the classic progressive hard rock/heavy metal type? What about glam rock?

Cripto: It's difficult to differentiate between these types sometimes.

Leo: *to Star* I wondered about that.

Captain C: As did I. We can all go green. I just can't stand the wacky environmentalists who take it too far.

Leo: They're a different sort of Neo-Luddite than the type I was, and I realize that goes against everything you stand for.

Leonhard: I'm into Viking metal music and that's an actual tradition in Iceland today.

Lennart: Same here for Sweden which we see as part of our patriotism.

Zachary: A form of rock music as patriotism; no wonder why your people obsesses and rock hard to Viking metal Lennart!

Lennart: That's our tradition in Sweden today. Its what defines us.

Zachary: That's really cool though!

Soil: *to Captain C* If you're referring to the eco-terrorists who believe that our world is overpopulated and that we're causing pollution and all that bogus, don't get me started. We even took those guys hostage during our terrorism days and we even reeducated them and forced our ideas on them telling them that we are far from being overpopulated and that its impossible because with our technology, our world will be better. Not to mention, there was way more pollution during the Medieval Age than today and we got facts to prove it!

Star: *to Leo and chuckles* Actually Leo, most of our opponents are Neo-Luddites. El Shaddai is far from Neo-Luddite because they do use technology during their terrorism operations like most terrorists today. Neo-Luddites claim that our technology eliminates jobs and cause unemployment which I find that bizarre. What we do actually does the opposite. Even farmers today need more education than farmers in the past due to advanced farming equipment. The electronic products we make, like other electronic companies do, are designed to increase efficiency in one's lifestyle as well as to help support small businesses.

Sky: However, there is one thing we do agree with the Neo-Luddites though; the genetic modification in food products the media shows today and the use of technology to literally insert them into live beings is bad. However, genetic modification of food products have been going on for more than 10,000 years according to Neil deGrasse Tyson, a famous American astrophysicist, and the traditional form of genetically modifying food is called selective breeding. People have been breeding fruits and vegetables that have less seeds but can grow faster and bigger in controlled environments. Watermelons grown in the wild will have way more seeds than watermelons grown in controlled environments. And yes, S4 uses selective breeding of crops a lot in our farming towers and we don't use the modern genetic modification of foods that some of our competitors use today. Hence, literally every crop we grow, each of them are the epitome of kosher. And each plot of land in our farming towers have their own crops too. That's why the Israelis hail us as masters of the art of kosher. That also explains about our endless list of scientific awards from around the world which also includes our Nobel Peace Prizes in science too.

Sea: In other words, what we do makes our world better and shuts those Neo-Luddites once and for all! We do respect people like the Amish though but that's a whole different story that is unrelated to this.

Captain C: That's exactly who I was referring to, yes. Then would you say the people of the organisation known as Greenpeace drive you nuts? Or were they included in your re-education process you mentioned?

Leo: If that is the case, then I've got the concept all wrong. I just wanted television and pop culture to go out the window and for people to read more for the most part, although I did emphasize the importance of farming. The S4 shall help fix that. And I also opposed genetically-modified food then as I do now, but it's a topic I never really think about unless somebody else brings it up. And you just did. Plus, you won't change the Amish lifestyle no matter what you do, and some accuse them of being Neo-Luddite.

Star: *to Captain C* We actually did ally ourselves with Greenpeace at one point and some of their members even assisted our terrorist operations as part of expanding our green agenda.

Sky: Plus, if science was used to build upon religious beliefs more, then our world would be a better place. Saudi Arabia and Israel are prime examples in this because they stuck to their traditions while promoting science. *takes out a Bible and flips to the pages then references how farming should be practiced* In Leviticus 19:19, it says that one shall not plant two different seeds in the same field. Granted that this is solely followed by Jews but we must understand that by building our societies on histories like this, things would be better. These passages are more than just God's words; they're also based on science. Hence today, S4's farming techniques follows Biblical scriptures like that as strictly as possible so we can grow higher quality crops. The popcorn kernels for example are not only kosher because of how we grow corn but also produces larger popcorn when popped because by following scriptures like that, we produce higher quality crops. So there are Biblical scriptures that relates perfectly to science. Am I right Levon?

Levon: You are correct. You seem to be the only scientist who uses the Bible to back himself up.

Sky: Not just a scientist; we're mad green scientists and therefore we must follow ethical and moral guidelines if we want to produce the best products as possible in massive amounts. Plus, our farming towers uses controlled environments for our crops to have them grow faster and produce higher quality crops.

Zachary: That could explain why the Americans in Florida enjoys your businesses and products and that their fruit dishes are some of the best in America!

Soil: We always make things better you know Zachary. This is what we are born to do; to devote our lives to promoting green science for the world to follow.

Zachary: And that's why I'm your best friend! Plus, your smoothies are irresistible!

Captain C: I see. The past few years, they've been preaching their slogan that says, "Nuclear: wrong answer," although that may be a different story.

Leo: At least you are trying to use the Bible the correct way. Too many evangelists and street preachers throw it out of whack and take it out of context, but of course, that's died down around here. The big chunk of it came during all my bellowing, because they all assumed I was doing the same thing they were doing. I didn't condemn people to hell if they didn't come to know God. I condemned them because they let the nation's patriotism and morale hit an all-time low. Then I captialized on the panic of Kriegland's destruction, and hey, presto, it was back where it belonged, and even higher. Of course, I went around with the "I hate them all!" attitude towards politicians of all types. Not you, Mayor.

Mayor Clarkson: I didn't think so. I am a politician and I loathe to think of the corruption going on, although it has registered with them, luckily, that soldiers win wars, not politicians. Plus, they can't take any credit for solving our national debt. It was the supernatural work in the form of Cripto that did it.

Cripto: It is something I do not like to brag about, but it does became a frequent topic of discussion, especially since Zachary used it for his subways and star forts, amongst other things. McDonald's is still upset that you almost drove them out of business, Zachary, because they, and possibly Wal-Mart, are said to be the ones to destroy the world's economy when they go out of business. But that's in the past.

Mayor Clarkson: Yes. Wildcat City thrives on both the big businesses like those, and the smaller businesses, such as the one that sells custom band uniforms. *to Nikita* How's that been working out for you?

Soil: Thorium is nuclear energy minus the negative elements that uranium carries. This is what our cities are powered on today and a big chunk of the government money Zachary stole went to thorium research and production.

Star: Plus thorium is abundant everywhere. With our underground thorium facilities in our towns and cities, there's no need to have power lines above ground and better having them underground. Plus, each of us can see the stars in the night sky.

Zachary: Understand that before my dictatorship, McDonald's and Wal-Mart exploited employees; especially foreign immigrants. They keep wages and opportunities as low as possible for them to maximize sales and bribe politicians. It was also a time period when the Feeder Foxes are at their peak on capitalizing fat furs and you see these fatties on motorized scooters in those stores and driving their RVs to a McDonald's drive through. Cities like Houston had good economies based on exploiting people for their own gain according to my theory. Again, I don't expect everybody to agree with my views even if they make sense in terms of theory. Plus, there wasn't enough mass transit nor efficient systems in the USA. So when I came into power, I pillaged several top companies and remake America's foundation and systems for her future while defending our Constitution with the wealth I stole. I wanted to see not only more businesses bloom but also increase funding like education as well as to change the curriculum that shows our actual history more as well as to introduce our students the latest technological tools needed to help them prepare for their future and it's way more than just math and science. I even funded universities, including Wildcat University believe it or not, in increasing their roles in research as well as preserving local endangered species for their cities, our nation, and the world. I know I don't like Wildcat City but at the same time, it has a university and universities are traditionally seen as centers of their cities. Granted that major metropolises have more than one universities but they are usually found in downtown areas. Remember, I never favored a state during my rule because what I enforced applies to all Americans.

Soil: I haven't been to WU but I like to see what their conservation labs look like.

Zachary: Which every university must have; especially in America. When you got sickos like Bendraqi on the loose, you gotta save endangered species and research to help our nation for her future. Oh and don't forget that I made philosophy courses mandatory in high school too because before me, our high schools did not foster much useful creativity let alone independent thought. It's not about building more schools; its about improving their roles in society!

Nikita: So far so good Mayor! I'm surprised to see the coyote become our allies.

Zachary: I always protect kids like you anyways. Plus, what I fought is what you guys fought for too.

Nicolae: For some reason Zachary, you remind me a lot about Vlad the Impaler except you didn't go around impaling people and drinking their blood. In fact, in Romania where I'm from, we have a movie that depicted you as an American reincarnation of Vlad the Impaler. In that movie, which is Romania's bloodiest movie to be ever released, depicted you with red instead of yellow eyes and you were wearing a black knight's armor with dragon designs and a red cape and you wielded a large sword too. You even drink blood in that movie too and you rode on a black dragon that terrorized America as well. And lets not forget that in that movie you impaled a lot of people. And yes your reforms are referenced a lot because Vlad also reformed Romania under his rule despite his methods. Of course outside the movie, you weren't that bloody but still. The protagonist in that movie against you was a Romanian vampire hunter armed with a crossbow instead of Chuong.

Zachary: What's the name of the movie and when's it coming out?

Nicolae: Zachary the Impaler and it's coming out in October. Back in Romania, it's Zachary the Coyote Impaler. In both the Romanian and English version, you spoke both English and Romanian because you're portrayed as a reincarnation of Vlad the Impaler.

Zachary: Wicked! So the Japanese movie of me, Killer Coyote, was graphic because I was portrayed with a chainsaw. But this Romanian one, Zachary the Impaler, sounds bloodier. Of course those movies won't be watched by the people of Wildcat City.

Zax: Don't forget the Feeder Foxes are hot on your trail.

Zachary: Must you bring that disgusting couple up? I am so not ready to be Zachary the King Sized Coyote and have my reputation ruined further with them begging Guinness World Record to put me in their category as world's fattest coyote! We're not money; we're people!

Lion of Liberty: One of these days, we ought to let you see it.

Leo: And of course, we will not watch it; the citizens of our city will think the media turned you into a vampire. It's much better in our opinion to know the real truth from the real you, instead of watch the media twist it all up as they always do. Oh, dear; that's another thing I bellowed at Hollywood for.

Super C: What's that?

Leo: They never keep it true to the book or 100% accurate. Of course, I wanted them to go out of business altogether. They haven't. But they swore to themselves they would never do a film about me. And to this day, they will keep that promise. Zanta says that's because 1) the world still fears me, and 2) the impact I left is too sacred to touch; it must be treated like the Holy Grail.

Super C: Bizarre, but true. Plus, McDonald's and Wal-Mart will answer to us if they ever do that to their employees again, and it will not be a pretty sight. That's the G-52s as a whole.

Cripto: And I'd probably just say, "Save it for the jury."

Super C: Yes. Also, let us all swear never to mention the Feeder Foxes again.

Zachary: I don't mind about the movies made about me. I don't see any Americans going nuts over a fictional movie portraying Abraham Lincoln as a vampire hunter or an Assassin's Creed game portraying George Washington as a cruel American king. Those are fictional anyways. *to Leo* The world fear me for similar reasons too and sadly, they come with burdens. The lives I killed, the sacrifices I made, it's horrible and it's something I have to live with. Me, I say let Hollywood do whatever they want as long people knows their content are fictional. *to Super C* Unless they show up then that's the problem. Let's hope that doesn't happen.

Super C: Fingers crossed. I don't want it to happen anymore than you do.

Leo: The difference between you and me is that I never killed anybody. Not a single soul was injured or killed the day that I almost obliterated Moscow with my huge voice. Now while it endangered me to becoming a heartless (and I am taking anger management courses in Zanta's world to fix that, and it's working so far), Zanta says that was a justified bellow because that was a case where I didn't have a choice. Russians needed that wake-up call. What they remember most is that with my voice, I singlehandedly destroyed all the vending machines containing vodka. They probably still drink it up there, but there wasn't any left that day.

Cripto: That was the scariest thing I have ever seen. The sad truth is that I probably fear you the most, and I am on your side.

Leo: Blame the autism for that one, Cripto. You and I explode in different ways, but if the ones weren't behaving as they were or doing what they did, it wouldn't set us off.

Cripto: True.

Chuong: That and I was the one who put up the megaphone in front of Leo's mouth. I thought it was a good idea at the time but it was worse than expected.

Zachary: And people say I'm reckless. I hope I'm not at risk of becoming a heartless because I've done FAR worse things than Leo did in his entire life. I knew his words alone were literally not enough. After all, they do say actions speak louder than words but I took that concept to a large scale literal level in the form of terrorism. Someone needs to set an example otherwise we'll just keep going down. Russia is a crazy country in my views as it is!

Vladimir: Its less crazy but our world will always have flaws.

Zachary: And that will always be true. Also, you guys need to stop blaming Cripto's autism because you're not giving him the chance to develop his own choices and character in challenging situations. Plus, those Feeder Foxes prey on young autistic people to get them to work for them as "caretakers" for fat furs or becoming one themselves!

Soil: That's enough Zachary. I'm going to go with Chuong on this one; you still have an ego problem. Gotta get that toned down.

Zachary: Yeah. I'll never forget that punishment Ludvik made me go through in Noah which involved a lot of cross-dressing. And I hope I don't do that EVER again!

Ludvik: Behave more and I don't have to spend an entire day just reading your demerits report alone too.

Richard: Since you're a UN1024 in the US Army, I am the General you should go up to first. I'm a UN1024 and US Army General and I really hope you have learned your lessons.

Zachary: Sorry! I'll never act like a jerk towards my enemies on the battlefield again!

Richard: Good! *to Leo* We apologize about this but we had no choice but to let Ludvik take extreme measures to get Zachary back in shape and to never do stupid things again like twerking on base in uniform. We're still trying to let him leave behind the bad old things and accept the good new things. So far, I am very positive that Zachary will continue to contribute well to our nation, to the US Army, and to the Corps of Engineers as long he keeps his ego down.

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(In my RPs with  zakavatarz Zachary's ego and his behavior has earned him so much demerits, that his demerits report is as thick as one of his manifestos for his dictatorship. As a result, Ludvik and the Noah Faction agreed to have Zachary clean Aslan's palace in a maid outfit as well as to let him wear schoolgirl outfits on his free time in Noah as punishment. Needless to say, Zachary didn't take it so well but soon, he started to cool down.)

(What a relief. Let's assume the G-52s didn't see that.)

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Leo: We forgive you; it had to be done.

Me: We Krieglandonians would have made him carry a big bass drum hunched over for 50 miles or so, and someone would bang on the drum.

Zachary: Eek! I'll be a good American coyote I promise!

Zax: You better be! You have the skills man. You got this.

Leo: Of course you do.

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