While I don't give a care what the scientific community says about me, I will admit my overblown vanity took over when they asked if I wanted to model for them. Though I don't know what it is about this visit in particular or maybe even one of those identifying chemicals they shot into my shoulder fat, but suddenly I've gained an appetite for more than just prepared food.

You, my audience, are beginning to look particularly delectable. (Seriously, I'm starting to get into vore.)

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