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posted 11 years ago Watcher

I made the mistake of joking about draping bacon over hanazawa's Nipple Chain ( Link ). That somehow led in response to how my shurian behind would be far more suited for cooking such delicious breakfast foods.

And of course said bacon and other treats would be even better with specialized Tan 'N Fry Oil specifically designed for getting the most ass enhancing flavor out of your foods.

So now my ass is a george foreman... I'm not sure how I feel about this... xD

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Photographer

11 years ago

seems legint

OP

Watcher

11 years ago

For only 5 simple payments of $19.99!

Photographer

11 years ago

shipping and handling not included I assume

OP

Watcher

11 years ago

OF COURSE NOT :D

ViverViperi ~viverviperi

BloodWatch

11 years ago

At least be happy you weren't related to jack lalanne power juicers.

OP

Watcher

11 years ago

I'm going to consider myself thankful I have no idea what that is xD

ViverViperi ~viverviperi

BloodWatch

11 years ago

http://saegrave.files.wordpress.com.....wer-juicer.jpg Jack Lalanne Advertised these for years

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Watcher

11 years ago

oooh that looks handy

ViverViperi ~viverviperi

BloodWatch

11 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y96cn4AM_4 Watch this.

hanazawa ~hanazawa

Just Nyerp, Pondering Derp

11 years ago

RIP Jack

ViverViperi ~viverviperi

BloodWatch

11 years ago

he was 96, and God brought him home. Sadly he died, but he looked better than anyone else who had been in the funeral home.

Gemini Albon ~dragon359

Art Commissioner

11 years ago

I need a waffle with a side of eggs and bacon, good sir!

OP

Watcher

11 years ago

If you want those eggs sunny side up you're going to need to flip them yourselves.

Gemini Albon ~dragon359

Art Commissioner

11 years ago

And I'd totally be fine with that.

OP

Watcher

11 years ago

Don't use the cheap spatula!

Gemini Albon ~dragon359

Art Commissioner

11 years ago

Only the best spatula, one custom made to work well with your posterior, whether it's flipping eggs or pressing down bacon, or even making your rear more red than it probably should (at the chefs discretion), nothing but the best will do.

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Watcher

11 years ago

That's the Spirit :D

Gemini Albon ~dragon359

Art Commissioner

11 years ago

TheWhiteOtter ~thewhiteotter

Musician

11 years ago

drayk

drayk's Ass...Ending world hunger one tan line at a time

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Watcher

11 years ago

FOR THE CHILDREN!!!

Silroidan ~silroidan

Writer

11 years ago

Wut.

OP

Watcher

11 years ago

SPF EAT IT OFF MY ASS

Silroidan ~silroidan

Writer

11 years ago

Noes, I don't know where that ass has been!

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Watcher

11 years ago

Between my tail and my thighs :D

Watcher

11 years ago

i prefer Tarics Tropical Tan endorsed by Surfer Singed

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Watcher

11 years ago

GET OUT!

Watcher

11 years ago

i dun wanna

Watcher

11 years ago

also where da fuk does the oil drain to?

OP

Watcher

11 years ago

It lathers up the thighs.

Watcher

11 years ago

but sir, the thighs can't absorb that much... you're mad!

OP

Watcher

11 years ago

That's where I sell tickets to lick my thighs clean.. Making so much money !!!

Watcher

11 years ago

i'll just nuke some bacon for 9 minutes at home. too lazy to come over there

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Watcher

11 years ago

I'm already in your house 8|

Watcher

11 years ago

as a med student currently going through microbiology, i ain't licking yo legs. other parts may qualify

hanazawa ~hanazawa

Just Nyerp, Pondering Derp

11 years ago

dinner and a show! it's like a Teppan-yaki place

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Watcher

11 years ago

I need to stop talking to you .. you draw the weirdest of things because of it!

hanazawa ~hanazawa

Just Nyerp, Pondering Derp

11 years ago

says the guy who wanted to play horseshoes on a certain wuff's erect penis :I

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Watcher

11 years ago

It's a good idea and you know it!

Xanthus ~xanthus

Top Tier Rar

11 years ago

greasy :D

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Watcher

11 years ago

it's where you get all the flavor!

Xanthus ~xanthus

Top Tier Rar

11 years ago

baconbuns. :D

Dark-Lord-Triedge ~dark-lord-triedge

Writer

11 years ago

This would be bad sun screen.

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Watcher

11 years ago

shhh... don't spoil the secret

Dark-Lord-Triedge ~dark-lord-triedge

Writer

11 years ago

But I don't want people, furries and lizards to get hurt :(

wackyfox26 ~wackyfox26

Writer

11 years ago

well there's a big 'plus' to being a lizard. on hot days you can double as a frying pan

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Watcher

11 years ago

everybody wins.. as long as I get some of that bacon

JanusPeldragon ~januspeldragon

11 years ago

And people say i´m on drugs. 8I

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Watcher

11 years ago

i would safely assume that to be true x3

JanusPeldragon ~januspeldragon

11 years ago

Stop saying that! Dx

I don´t do drugs!

*eats chocolate, ton of it*

What? I can stop whenever i want!

hanazawa ~hanazawa

Just Nyerp, Pondering Derp

11 years ago

I'm on a drug called Drayk's overactive imagination

JanusPeldragon ~januspeldragon

11 years ago

I hear from that. 8I

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Watcher

11 years ago

well of course you would xP

Dethcon5000 ~dethcon5000

Art Whore

11 years ago

:o Ass Bacon

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Watcher

11 years ago

Coming to stores near you!

Tankana ~tankana

Watcher

11 years ago

Mmmm, bacon on that hot ass, delicious!!

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Watcher

11 years ago

You should try some of Janarr's it has quite a savory meaty flavor.

Tankana ~tankana

Watcher

11 years ago

Tasty! I'll take it

stripesthedragon ~stripesthedragon

Digital Artist

11 years ago

FRY ME BACON ON THAT PASTY WHITE ASS

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Watcher

11 years ago

it's not white. its silver!

stripesthedragon ~stripesthedragon

Digital Artist

11 years ago

Close enough D:

It's true talent is making bacon while bringing home the bacon

scareye ~scareye

Watcher

11 years ago

hah thats some idea xd

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Watcher

11 years ago

as long as bacon is involved <3

scareye ~scareye

Watcher

11 years ago

locks bacon xp

deathknight ~deathknight

Professional nun shouter

11 years ago

Sorry drayk but I bit your butt...can I have another bite? I brought some more butter

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Watcher

11 years ago

I'll think about it >:o

Jason.The.Sergon !jason.the.sergon

Remixer

11 years ago

licks all the bacon fat off drayks butt and hole * mmm tastes delicious* pays those four payments of 19.99 ur mine now drayk

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Watcher

11 years ago

I'm no ones!

Jason.The.Sergon !jason.the.sergon

Remixer

11 years ago

well u said for only four poayments of 19.99 i want my shurian foreman ass grill 2014 and it looks like there is only one of u so yep

RenamonZhadow ~renamonzhadow

Photographer

11 years ago

Sure i can help ;)

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Watcher

11 years ago

Bacon for all!

RenamonZhadow ~renamonzhadow

Photographer

11 years ago

XD yammy

HADES32 ~hades32

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

O_O BACON!

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Watcher

11 years ago

BAAAACON!!!

Drakesapphire ~drakesapphire

Full time Grump

11 years ago

* jabs at them with fork*
These buns are not hot enough to make my meat hot.

OP

Watcher

11 years ago

You'll need the gas powered upgrade :o

Drakesapphire ~drakesapphire

Full time Grump

11 years ago

This fact was not in the manual. I feel that my fanny grill is insufficiant to heat my meat properly go my liking.

anryu451 ~anryu451

Watcher

11 years ago

How do we know where the bacon stops and your ass begins? =P

OP

Watcher

11 years ago

peel carefully

LeoNorth. ~leonorth.

Minty

11 years ago

If I call within the next five minutes do I get to get a SECOND bottle for free?

:o

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Watcher

11 years ago

I'm afraid that was a limited time offer D:

Frosted ~frosted

11 years ago

I'm not really a big fan of bacon...

Any other foods you can throw on there?

OP

Watcher

11 years ago

I'm sure the number is endless!

tamurross ~tamurross

Writer

11 years ago

Out of the frying pan and into the fire

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Watcher

11 years ago

I like warm things :o

cooltime17 ~cooltime17

Writer

11 years ago

What >..<,
And following that link looks like it was all you reaching this.

OP

Watcher

11 years ago

all me reaching this o.o?

cooltime17 ~cooltime17

Writer

11 years ago

In the link you provided, commenting about draping bacon on that chain thing and another after about draping bacon on you or something, bleh going off memory now and half of that's clogged with the 'metabolic pathways'.

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Watcher

11 years ago

*gives you bacon* :D

cooltime17 ~cooltime17

Writer

11 years ago

I really want to make a joke about lipids now. Damn it brain.
*takes the bacon* guess I'll have to go with horrid reference. *flies off using it like a magic carpet*

The Four Armed Panther

11 years ago

Breakfast time? Hungry? Try some of Drayk's Delicious Butt Bacon!

OP

Watcher

11 years ago

Double D Double B Goodness

Carcass_Hell_Hound ~carcasshellhound

Shawn

11 years ago

XD

And this... THIS is why I love watching you. Never a dull moment!

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Watcher

11 years ago

dull moments are sneaky bastards D:

Carcass_Hell_Hound ~carcasshellhound

Shawn

11 years ago

That they are! :<

SamythTheDragon ~samyththedragon

Watcher

11 years ago

Pfffhahahahah, nice one :P

OP

Watcher

11 years ago

as long as bacon is involved all will be fine.

SamythTheDragon ~samyththedragon

Watcher

11 years ago

Couldn't agree more, bacon is delicious ~.=.~ *drools*

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Ancient Geiger Dragon

10 years ago

You should feel violated. I know I would.

In fact, if anyone actually tried this with me, you'd have better luck frying them on my face instead! (Because I would be absolutely livid.) /Don'texplainthejoke

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