"Furthermore, your hair is obviously longer than regulation; you will have it trimmed down. Your collar is crooked, which further shows your sloppy attitude towards your job. And that was one of the sorriest salutes I've seen in my career so far. Fourty-five degrees elbow, corporal. That was seventy-five, at best. You passed basic training, you should know better. Maybe I ought to ask your DI to come back and give you a refresher? I'm trying to run an army here, not a daycare."

But little does he know... ;P