me and my friends have always been jealous of our friend Kris. she always had the best looking suit in the entire convention, but.... there is just something about it that just seems... off, you know? that suit looks way too real! i mean, its form fitting and she shrugs off any question we ask about the whereabouts of this mystery tailor first of all. secondly, she has no trouble walking on the balls of her feet with it on, she says it comes from practice but... its almost... natural for her. lastly, every year since we started going to the cons, Kris never had luggage that would suggest that she packed a suit in it. we never confronted her about this until now.......

we all just need some questions answered........