I developed a little bit of a crush on Roger, especially older aged Roger who writes like fine wine to me, so I decided to sort of start early on this collage of tall-tales of my Victorian era character, Ryan Colfxire. If you haven't read the actual story that I wrote before this, you're in luck, I have it posted here A Tale of a Troublesome Knot (WARNING: Contains a lot of raunchy and political jokes and two sex scenes).

This piece by itself is sort of an introductory account letting you, the reader, know that everything following this section is written by Roger's POV unless italicized in Colfxire's words. I think this is something I'll fill in every now and then with maybe twelve to fifteen short-stories before wrapping it up.

Please leave any comments (especially constructive criticisms!) after reading this work and the following work. (I do realize Camus' quote wouldn't be possible in-context of this story, which will probably precede Roger's handiwork). If you think this section sounds like literal literature fellatio, then please tell me so I am not alone in thinking what a smug prick this makes me sound!