Such great quotes!

They sure are.

Ah, the female super hero who doesn't believe in women's rights. Always amusing.

I have regretted writing it ever since. The year she said that was during the heights of women's lib, and she had the concepts all mixed up, evidently.

And some quotes from the UN1024s.

"As long the end justifies the means, that's what matters the most!" ~Zachary Chandler.

"Yes we did force our beliefs on other people too but that's part of our green agenda; it was the only way to save our world as well as to help promote efficiency to reduce waste." ~Soil

"The real enemies believe it or not were Neo-Luddites; we used to put them in reeducation camps to force them to adopt our green agenda and ideology." ~Star

"No! You can't do that! You'll destroy us all! ~Xavier Moreno

"I knew this was going to happen to the Feeder Foxes." ~Alberto de Rege

"Why do so many stupid people foolishly sacrifice their lives in my country to hunt for Yamashita's Gold and aswangs despite our warnings?!" Liwanag the Maharlika Lion

"Chuong? What did we talk about? No eating like a pig!" ~Luong the Hidden Lion

"There is a way to everything." ~Zachary Chandler

"We're the Google of the green world so what we are doing is not different from what other companies are doing since this is part of capitalism right?" ~Soil

"When I was an American dictator, what I said applies to all Americans. True American leaders never discriminate whether they were good or bad!" ~Zachary Chandler

"You politicians are to serve as representatives to your people under you! If all you care about is that extra political salary paid by your people's tax dollars, you either leave office or I will stage a coup in your town until a new politician is elected! After all, the American Constitution did say the people have the right to overthrow their own government right?" ~Zachary Chandler

"Some of you are too intense! Think before you act more often!" ~Avon LeFlandre

"The more these Feeder Foxes keep insisting that their fat fur fantasy website is a legitimate business, the more I want to think about going to medical school to become a bariatric surgeon! I enjoy being a civil engineer instead!" ~Zachary Chandler

"Okay you're autistic. So what? You're still a person!" ~Alberto de Rege

"Zachary? That military armor is still considered a type of uniform so no twerking in that." ~Soil

"Well then! I guess Wildcat City isn't so bad after all! There's way more opportunities than it seems here!" ~Sky

"It's time to party!" ~Star

"I prefer to wait patiently before I strike. One doesn't need to be intense to win in an intense battle." ~Captain Yamazaki Ichiro

"I may purely use the Bokmal dialect of Norwegian but I understand the Nynorsk dialect of Norwegian very well too." Leiel the Nordic Lion

"You want to mess with a Mongol? Be prepared to be pillaged off the surface of this world!" Yul the Fearsome Lion

"No beef! No pork! No problem!" Lekhan the Rajput Lion

Shall I add those in?

If you want.

They're in.

I dont think most of these are great, striking me more as simple banter than anything profound.

I had no intentions of anything being profound. I'm that pathetic.

I define great quotes as profound bits of thought, or particularly hard-hitting insults/remarks, not catch phrases or banter.

Sorry if I seem harsh, but this is honestly what I believe about your stories, and what I just said is but the tip of the iceberg. To not say your stories anger me would be lying.

I know you're being truthful, and I'm just stopping myself from trying to give myself a concussion and die from it.