Here comes part 2 of Kongo-botomy! Writen by yours truly,  LanDelton. For more stories, give my page a watch.

Just fixed a couple of typos.

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Donkey Kong Country Fanfiction
"Kongo-botomy Part 2"
by LanDelton

An hour of searching had yet to yield any results. Diddy walked around the green jungle of Kongo Bongo, hoping to find Donkey Kong's body, wherever it landed. "Oh, where are you, big buddy?" he asked silently. "He's not in the jungle. Maybe I can find him with Funky's plane." As he pondered what to do next, he heard a thump nearby. "DK?" he called out. The red shirted monkey walked through some shrubs to find the source of the noise.

When Diddy got to the other side, he saw Donkey Kong sitting on the ground, drooling. "DK! Oh, there you are!" Diddy exclaimed as he ran in front of him. DK looked at him with a vacant stare. His scalp and brain were missing, revealing his empty skull. "Funny monkey..." the brainless ape said slowly. Diddy tried to pull him off the ground. "Come on, DK! We have to put your brain back!" He tugged Donkey Kong's arm as hard as he could, but he just couldn't lift him. Instead, DK got up by himself, knocking over Diddy. "Oof," the small ape uttered. He watched as Donkey Kong aimlessly walked deeper into the jungle.

Soon enough, Donkey Kong walked into a banana tree similar to the one from this morning. Unfazed by the impact, he looked up to see a beautiful bundle of bananas hanging above. "Ooh... Banana," he said. Diddy was right behind him. "Maybe I could use the bananas to get him back to Cranky," he thought. "I just have to figure out how to-" His train of thought was interrupted by the brainless DK slamming his face into the tree repeatedly. The force was strong enough to knock the bananas out of the tree, making them land next to DK. It also turned the implant in his skull back on.

Back in King K. Rool's lair, Mask's computer console started beeping. "What is that sound?" K. Rool asked. Mask started pressing buttons on the computer with his robotic arms to make the beeping stop. "It appears that we've picked up the signal for Donkey Kong's body," the purple cloaked figure said in his deep, synthesized voice. The two looked at the screen, only to find it completely blue. "Why can't we see anything, then?" the impatient crocodile asked. Mask typed on a keyboard, causing a black screen with white code on it to appear. "The most plausible explanation is that the connection between Donkey Kong's brain and body have been severed. Without a brain, we can't know what he sees or hears."

K. Rool started to grin diabolically. "So, what you're saying is that DK's brain is out of the picture, so there's no one left to stop me from taking the Crystal Coconut?" Mask paused for a second. "Um... Yeah, sure." With that, K. Rool burst into a fit of maniacal laughter, and started walking away. "Where are you going?" Mask asked. K. Rool turned to address him. "Why, to Cranky's house, so I can steal the Crystal Coconut! If I let anyone else do it, they'll just screw it up! This is a job for Kongo Bongo's true king!" He returned to walking out of the lab while laughing. Mask simply went back to typing on his computer console. "That idiot king will never rule this island," he thought to himself. "The laws of this world won't allow it. Time's running out, which means I have to cut my losses, and take what I can before this world can correct itself." Mask looked at the console's screen as it executed a command.

Meanwhile, Diddy watched as Donkey Kong kept banging his face on the tree. The mindless monkey hadn't realized that he'd gotten the bananas down three minutes ago. Diddy was furious at this point. "How?!" he yelled aloud. "How is it that I can't do anything, while DK gets whatever he wants, even without a brain? It has to be those muscles of his. Oh, if I was as strong as DK, I would-" Diddy was interrupted as a mechanical tube emerged from DK's skull. From the end of it, a black camera lens looked around. "SEARCHING FOR BRAIN," the tube announced in a robotic voice.

At first, Diddy was shocked by the metal tentacle coming out of Donkey Kong's head. As the device kept repeating "SEARCHING FOR BRAIN," however, a thought occurred to the small ape. "Over here!" Diddy yelled. The tube looked at Diddy, who pointed to his ear. "I've got your brain right here," Diddy said. The camera looked at Diddy up close with X-ray vision. "COMPATIBLE BRAIN DETECTED," the machine announced. Smaller tentacles emerged from around the lens, and reached into Diddy's head. "Hey!" the small monkey cried.

The smaller tentacles wrapped themselves around Diddy's pink brain. With little trouble, the metal tentacle pulled it out of his head, retracting into Donkey Kong's skull. With Diddy's brain hooked up to DK's skull, the body began moving again. "Whoa..." Diddy thought. Even though he was now in Donkey Kong's body, his voice remained the same. He looked at his new body. "It worked!" he yelled. "I'm Donkey Kong now!" Diddy looked at the banana tree, and held up a left fist. "Banana Slamma!" With a solid punch, the tree fell down, giving Diddy an exhilarating rush. "Oh, yeah! Who's top banana, now?" He turned to look at his now brainless body, which drooled. "Funny monkey..." he said slowly. Diddy picked up his old body. "Let's stop K. Rool, little buddy." Diddy's body merely giggled from being carried around.

Back at Cranky's place, the elderly monkey held a pair of tweezers in his right hand, and looked through the magnifying glass in his left. On the table in front of him was Donkey Kong's brain and scalp. "Carefully..." he mumbled as he examined DK's brain. With the tweezers, he successfully removed the computer chip attached to its surface. "Bingo! Now, I just gotta figure out how to put it back in DK's body."

Suddenly, King K. Rool burst into the abode. "Hello there, Cranky," he said tauntingly. Cranky confronted the scaled scum. "You're not welcome here, K. Rool. Scram!" K. Rool pushed Cranky aside, and grabbed the walking stick that was leaning on the table. "Oh, Cranky, when will you learn?" He banged the stick on the floor twice. "Rools rule," The globe in the center of the room opened up, revealing the Crystal Coconut. "and apes drool. Speaking of which..." K. Rool looked at the table with DK's brain on it, and nabbed the yellow organ, along with the Coconut. "So long, Cranky!" Cranky slowly lost consciousness. The last thing he heard was K. Rool's disgusting laughter.