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>Try out the sword
Aria: I’ve gotta try this thing right now! See you out back guys!

Mom:Aria! Wait, a sec!

Aria: Huh?

Mommy: ...We got a dummy ready for you in case you wanted to try the sword out right away. If you wait a couple minutes, we could set it up for you.

My Moms go upstairs to their room, and come down with a scarecrow-looking thing dressed in a crappy old jacket. We all go out, and Mommy sticks it into the ground and steps out of the way.

Mom:Go crazy!

>Try Fire!
I focus my fire powers on the sword and it whooshes and bursts into flames! Aaaaah! Firesword! I swing my sword at the dummy and it makes a flaming cut in the arm of the dummy’s jacket. This is SO cool! It pushes back and stops right before it can cut the dummy, though.

[new item combo discovered!]
[Fireshield] + [Channel Sword] = [Fiery Parryblade]
[This combination sets any channel weapon ablaze, but causes it to repel other objects.]

>Try Intangibility!
I focus my intangibility as hard as I can on the sword and swing it at the dummy. It passes right through everything!

Hmmmm...

I’ll try again! This time I focus on the crappy jacket. The sword passes right through everything else, but makes a little cut on the jacket and knocks it right off the dummy.

[new item combo discovered!]
[Intangible Touch] + [Channel Sword] = [Phaseblade]
[This makes the blade pass through all objects, unless Aria focuses on a specific one to stay solid.]

>Try both!
I focus really really hard on both of my powers. The sword lights up with fire! I focus on the jacket and swing my sword at it. My sword takes the jacket with it again, but cuts a burning path right through it!

[new item combo discovered!]
[Intangible Touch] + [fireshield] + [Channel Sword] = [Fiery Phaseblade]
[Like the phaseblade, except repulsive. And on fire.]

This is the best present ever!

Abbey: Aria?

Aria: Yeah?

Abbey: That. was. FUCKING. AMAZING.

Aria: Heeheehee, thanks!

>Get Abbey Clothes

Aria: Hey Abbey, you wanna go get some of your clothes before we go?

Abbey:...uh… yeah. Lets go do that.

Aria:We’ll be back in like... twenty minutes, Moms! We’re gonna go get some of Abbey’s clothes from her house!

Mommy:Okay, dear! Just hurry back!

We walk a couple blocks to Abbey’s house. Like always, nobody’s home, so we just go up to Abbey’s room. She goes into her room and closes the door behind her.

Abbey:Y’know, for once, I’m happy that Maurine takes so damn long to get ready. We wouldn’t have time to get my clothes if she got ready as quick as I do...

I hear her rustling around behind the door.

Abbey:Uh, Gimme a minute to find something…

Abbey’s so silly…

Abbey:Ah! Got something!

She comes out dressed in a black tanktop, a leather skirt, and a spiked collar. She looks awesome.

We start walking back to my house...

>The Good King

He sounds so cool! I have to meet him someday!

And you guys helped me pick out my powers? Thanks! They’re really, really, really cool!

>I dunno, can you read links?
...What’s a link?

>Also, so what are your moms' powers?

My Mommy can shoot beams that turn things into cookies! It’s so cool! Oh, and she can make shadowclones, too.

Mom’s got drill-hands and ironskin! It’s SO AWESOME.

>Also the flash mark, it says it can only be used 3 times every 24 hours, does it recharge or do you have to recharge it or what?
I'm pretty sure it recharges by itself.

>and the stone says it will leave your inventory behind, does that include clothes?
...I think so...

>I thought babies were born when a guy puts his pee-pee place into a girl's pee-pee place. how would two girls even transfer genetic material between one another? how would a guy give birth to a child without a uterus? or is one of your moms a dickgirl? I'm so confused!

Anyone can have babies with anyone! Jeez, why is this so hard to understand, you guys?

My Moms fell in love and had me together by doing it. ...I think anyway… they were kinda confusing when they explained it to me...

>wat are you, 8? just say it, boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.
Yeah, I know, right?

>how about we do story time? tell us about your world.
Uuuhhh, okay, The Good King made the sigils for us a really really long time ago, and we made everything else with the stuff we got from those, then he gave us our powers, and then we started doing the games but nobody could keep score so the Good King said we should just use our clothes so we did.

...did I do okay?