Donovan and Dyre never stop arguing. I want them to Shaddup for a while.

Dyre: "Ah'll drink if Ah want to."
Donovan: "FINE!" *Flings arms wildly, then points at Dyre.* "But when you suffer liver failure, don't say I never warned you."
Dyre: "Liver failure! Ah have one beer a night! Why don't'cha just go off 'n read yer books. Leave the fightin' t' the REAL men!"
Donovan: "I assume a gun makes you a real man?"

And on and on and on it goes . . .