"When you die, it will be the Master's eyes you see last."
-Thomas Eichorst


"Okay, but how long is your tongue?"


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Oh nooo I made him a furry
I'm kicked out of the fandom.
Arrest me.
Take me away you sexy, Nazi vampire.




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Moose is just over here like

"Do you need a neck to suck? I have one of those."
"Do you want help killing everyone? I can cheer you on."
"Want me to shield your beautiful skin from the sun?"
"Want me to follow you for hundreds of years? I can do that."
"Want me to pull the silver out'chya face? Any excuse to pinch your cheeks"



I feel his reaction would pretty much be:
"Holy shit, leave me alone woman. I don't have /any/ emotions like THAT god damn it - fuck off"
and also, like, a total willingness to have someone to do shit for him, during the day and whatnot. She'd be annoying as hell (He'd probs kill her) but he'd have his own personal bitch so...




Guys I have to wait until next summer for this show to come back.
I'm pretty much going to die.
I mean, I almost died during the finale.
So.




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Eichorst and The Strain © Guillermo Del Torro
Art and Moose © Myself
Sex appeal © Richard Sammel