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Warranty is void of seal is broken...
I want this as a t-shirt! I'd totally wear this to the gym!
I want this as a t-shirt! I'd totally wear this to the gym!
Category Artwork (Traditional) / Doodle
Species Mammal (Other)
Size 570 x 372px
File Size 105.6 kB
damn you! you customers all all alike! It's always "me me me!" Have any of you ever thought of MY needs and wants?!?
I want to fix your car, I really do *sniffle* it's just *cries...* I feel like you're just using me! 'cause I heard you were seeing O'Reilly's and Pep Boys on the side...
omg, I couldn't do that with a straight face! LMAO!!!
I want to fix your car, I really do *sniffle* it's just *cries...* I feel like you're just using me! 'cause I heard you were seeing O'Reilly's and Pep Boys on the side...
omg, I couldn't do that with a straight face! LMAO!!!
I've seen a few pics on this joke, though. One includes the line, "But they look so cute in goth!" while holding a seal with black and white makeup, but I can't remember where that one was from. ^_^;;
The other was just a round circle, with a seal, and a club coming down above its head, and the text "Warranty void if seal is broken" around the circle.
And, as referenced above, the line from Wet Dream. "My Stingray was in the shop, so I was in a rented Barracuda, and it was overheating. So I pulled into a Shell station. The mechanic said I'd blown a seal. I said, 'Hey, buddy, just fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay pal?'" ^_^
The other was just a round circle, with a seal, and a club coming down above its head, and the text "Warranty void if seal is broken" around the circle.
And, as referenced above, the line from Wet Dream. "My Stingray was in the shop, so I was in a rented Barracuda, and it was overheating. So I pulled into a Shell station. The mechanic said I'd blown a seal. I said, 'Hey, buddy, just fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay pal?'" ^_^
Yeah, look up the song, it's a wonderful collection of fish puns. *giggles* Kip Addotta - Wet Dream (Might be easier to find by looking for Dr. Demento, as well).
"While they were doing that, I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real dive. But I knew the owner, he used to play for the Dolphins. I said, 'HI, GILL!' You have to yell, he's hard of herring. Gill was also down on his luck. Fact is, he was barely keeping his head below water. I bellied up to the sand bar, he poured the usual. Rusty Snail, hold the grunion, shaken not stirred. With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side. Heavy on the mako. I slipped him a fin, on porpoise. I was feeling good. I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's Squids. For the halibut."
"While they were doing that, I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real dive. But I knew the owner, he used to play for the Dolphins. I said, 'HI, GILL!' You have to yell, he's hard of herring. Gill was also down on his luck. Fact is, he was barely keeping his head below water. I bellied up to the sand bar, he poured the usual. Rusty Snail, hold the grunion, shaken not stirred. With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side. Heavy on the mako. I slipped him a fin, on porpoise. I was feeling good. I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's Squids. For the halibut."
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