
Honestly it seems like a legitimate question coming from a kid!
Cinnamon and Nadine
Cinnamon and Nadine
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That's when they start trying to "correct" the bible, saying Jesus was born in America, the Three Wise Men become the Three Investment Bankers (bearing corporate-logo pens, low-equity mortgages, and a Gold Card, obviously), and he was born not in a stable, but in a parking garage and swaddled with the American flag.
Just wait, it'll happen...
Just wait, it'll happen...
Once in Target I was so bored with my horrible wife's slow-ass shopping on a budget technique (it's a Leaf Village Jutsu) I replaced their Nativity scene with stuff I found in the toy section!
Wonderwoman and Spiderman replaced Mary and Joseph, with a superman cape wrapped over baby Jesus.
Jedi replaced the Wise Men who were riding Pokemon.
And Optimus Prime was defending them all from the Decepticons.
They knew I was opening packages and shit but it came out so awesome, they let it stay for awhile!
Wonderwoman and Spiderman replaced Mary and Joseph, with a superman cape wrapped over baby Jesus.
Jedi replaced the Wise Men who were riding Pokemon.
And Optimus Prime was defending them all from the Decepticons.
They knew I was opening packages and shit but it came out so awesome, they let it stay for awhile!
No one likes us-I don't know why
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
But all around, even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one and see what happens
We give them money-but are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful and they're hateful
They don't respect us-so let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them
Asia's crowded and Europe's too old
Africa is far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us
We'll save Australia
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an All American amusement park there
They got surfin', too
Boom goes London and boom Paris
More room for you and more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh, how peaceful it will be
We'll set everybody free
You'll wear a Japanese kimono
And there'll be Italian shoes for me
They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now
-Randy Newman, "Political Science"
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
But all around, even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one and see what happens
We give them money-but are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful and they're hateful
They don't respect us-so let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them
Asia's crowded and Europe's too old
Africa is far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us
We'll save Australia
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an All American amusement park there
They got surfin', too
Boom goes London and boom Paris
More room for you and more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh, how peaceful it will be
We'll set everybody free
You'll wear a Japanese kimono
And there'll be Italian shoes for me
They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now
-Randy Newman, "Political Science"
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