So in my request thing,  2chaotic requested that he have a helium milk udder, and that he would be desperately trying to attach balloons (to release the pressure) before he got to big and floated away.

I guess the story in my head is that 2chaotic was planning a party, and so he decided to buy some helium milk, swill it around in his mouth until it was nice and helium-y, and then use that to inflate some balloons. Unfortunately, he didn't look closely at what he was buying, and instead bought the helium milk that turns YOU into a helium-milk producing cow.

Because they do that, I guess. Now he's trying to attach balloons to his udders so that he doesn't swell too big. Looks like he got a grand total of 1, but now he can't reach the end of his belly anymore. Oh well, have fun on the ceiling!

As always, comments are appreciated.