This is SO PERFECT.

I know some of your feels though-
my cat likes to untangle as much thread as she possibly can from my thread rack <<

I need Garrus to build me a suit. Pronto. <3

I don't think he's ready to be trusted with such responsibility. I think he'd spend all the deposit money on millet and hemp seeds and do none of the work.

tee hee hee what a wee shit! :D <3

A whopping 27 grams!

One dime short of a full ounce!!

Not enough exasperation, needs bird crap. XD

Yup! Being helpful!

This is hilarious.
Poor little bird just wants to help (or watch your frustration)

Time to get some more pins. Those pins are his now.

Awwwe what kind of burdy? Looks like a parrotlet

You're right! He's a Pacific parrotlet <3

Ahhh so cute. Mine is a mean little thing. I can't seem to break his bad biting habit T-T

He's young and will learn the fine art of tailoring. Give him time.

I love how his plumage came in.

XD
"IM HELPING"

He is a very pretty blue.

I laughed so hard.

"Bird, pleas-"
"look at this, it fits in my MOUTH"

I regret buying yellow-headed pins now. He seems to think they're seeds.

Also right now he's violently attacking my mouse's scroll wheel so typing makes me feel like I'm on a tilt-a-whirl.

You had ONE job, burd!

Two-- turn food into poop and be adorable.

He does get both jobs done very well. Though sometimes I wish he'd be adorable somewhere else because it's hard to do anything when he's overly excited and using my face as a play-gym.

He just thinks the pins need some calibrations is all!

Momma moma whats these shiny shinys wow are you making something how you do that why you do that love me pay attention to me feed me take m with you

He wants to help you!!! Now he looks so fluffly!

Hahah, my parrot also loves to 'help' with sewing, she 'helps' me pull out all the pins, that I just spent forever lining up perfectly, right before I can sew it together T-T

Ha ha ha ha, oh my, I am far too familiar with the bird variety of "helping." The first bird I had (a cockatiel) destroyed a computer mouse by being apparently unable to leave the cord alone (she was so proud when she finally did enough damage that the mouse stopped working), the little lovebird my family had after that would love to "assist" with chores by riding around on our shoulders and constantly nibbling on our ears and making creeper breathing noises (it was adorable and tickled to all hell), and my grey now will snatch newspapers and try to run off with them as I'm cleaning her cage. She is useful for disposing of junk mail, though! :P

Have you tried giving Garrus one of those paper drink umbrellas yet? My cockatiel used to love running around with those, and it would make for a crazy cute picture as it is appropriately sized for a parrotlet. :D

omg that's a great idea!! I'll try to find one XD

Ha ha ha, yay! The local grocery will probably have them, or, if not, any place where you can get liquors and/or party supplies is a good bet. Can't wait to see umbrella burd pictures! :D

You look so totally DONE. Hahahaha!

All pet owners have made this face at some point in their pets life. If they haven't, they're gonna!

That is the look of utter defeat.

Awww, just wants to learn the trade is all!

This picture is so my expression whenever I bring my Pigeon out for some "mommy time" while I work. No matter what I am doing at the time (fur work, computer work, house work) the little bugger either gets in the middle of it or tries to sit (most of the time successfully I might add) on my feet, even WHILE I'm walking >_<