I swear the shower is out to get me! I was in there the other
night and I didn't have the temperature turned up or anything.
It was at normal, nice-to-wash-my-naked-body-under heat. So
I was standing under the flow having just covered myself in
shower gel and bubbles (please contain your orgasms) and
the shower just suddenly ran with BOILING HOT water! It was
like showering in lava!!! I jumped out of that cubicle so fast
that I actually
slammed into the door!

And if it looks like this image has been badly cropped, that's
because it has, because I was a complete tit and got the legs
so badly out of proportion it's actually comical. If it had been a
commission, I'd have re-done it. (But I spent way too long on
this stupid thing anyway, so...)