not my eyes captain!!! :0

*Attempts to bribe with some rum and a ship in a bottle*

no my eyes! I need them to see things! D:

Not if I take your eyes first!

*puts safety glasses on* Not until you break my glasses first.

"Has your diet suddenly changed from frontal lobes to eye balls? Why is that? Want to loose a few pounds?" *smirks*

I don't think so, boy!!! *smacks you hard upside the head* Come here! *roughly grabs you by your left ear and drags you to the back stage area* GET IN THERE!! *tosses you in and locks you in*

*mocks you* "Oh I'll be a good boy captain Freddy. I'll be on my bestest of best behavior captain Freddy." You promised me you'd be good, and this is the goddamn thanks I get, boy? I allowed you to spend some time outside of your backstage holding cell after being cramped in there for over a month after you eviscerated that guard, and this is the thanks I get, BOY?

*takes a deep breath* *shaky voice from seething anger* Y-y-you promised me you would behave, and now look! Look at what you've done you blithering idiot! You have people scared of you, boy, and I have a grand reopening in less than a few months! What the hell is your problem?! ARE YOU TRYING TO EARN ME BAD PRESS?!?

*takes a deep breath*

Listen, I'm going to say this only once. If you think you're going to make good on your threats to remove people's eyes, I'll have Jon DEACTIVATE you, DISASSEMBLE you and have your METAL MELTED DOWN FOR SCRAP, DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR YOU BLUNDERING FOOL?!?!?!?

I..Im sorry Freddy! Ye capt'n thought it'd be a lil bit o' fun to joke around. <:( I-I din't mean it seriously, matey! I just be jokin..None o' em took it seriously now. I din't actually take any'uns eyes out now! Nor was ye scurvy fox goin' to! I be sorry....I wont be jokin 'bout no more serious things no more..



...One last chance? <:)

Hmmmmmm *strokes my chin* okay. Under one condition, boy. You let Jon dull your hook and teeth and loosen your joints to prevent crushing anyone, and THEN I'll let you back out. Do we have a deal?

I already did...I think. D:> Ye capt'n noted 'im.

Hmmm, show me where you talked with Jonathan, boy, and show me the proof you had your hook and teeth dulled, and maybe I'll let you back out. Sometimes even my own well-trained eyes can miss something, but proof is proof.

I uh...I did speak t' 'im..boss..

But we ne'er got round t' that part... ^^;

And just why did you two never get around to that part, boy?

This is so freaking cool even after all this time...