Keep your long-term goals in mind, but if the next step involves waiting for something to happen, you need a new plan.
Mahigan, Balina G. The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Wolfcows: 2nd Edition. Pawcifist Press, 2013. Available in the gift shop in paperback, hardbound, and most common ebook formats. The artwork above can be requested in the print shop under code STER-B765.

While it can be hard to recognize, The Seven Habits started as a simple academic paper about the qualities the Institute used when determining the Balina status of a subject. Over time, the scope and tone shifted from a dry academic text to a self-aggrandizing manual about the Head Moof's outlook on life. It suffered predictably mediocre sales, though the numbers are bolstered by its inclusion on entirely too many required reading lists for low-level courses at the Institute.

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I've been rattling around the idea of doing this particularly idiotic series for ages now, and while a whole lot of it's still being written, when someone gives me the absolute concentrated essence of moof in a single beautiful image I have to take decisive action. This was going to be the 'gimme' chapter, since anyone can draw a picture that illustrates a moof, but not many people can cram just who the character is into a single pose like this.

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Habit 1: Be Moofy. (annotation)
Habit 2: Don't Fit In.
Habit 3: Start with the Means of Production
Habit 4: -LOCKED-
Habit 5: -LOCKED-
Habit 6: -LOCKED-
Habit 7: -LOCKED-

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Art:  stereoplair (original)