:V

I love the bottom right one.

Not just design. Anything relating to the print industry has to deal with it, too.
I love it.

this makes me think of black people for some reason.

"What do you mean its not a vector file? I pasted that JPG into Illustrator and saved it!"

Better yet, they repeatedly saved to the JPEG format as they worked on it, so it's all full of artifacts now. XP

"Of course it's a PDF file! I used Word and everything!"

"What do you mean PowerPoint isn't good for graphic files?"

"But I got it off the internet, how could it NOT be 350 DPI?"

Someone needs a dentist

Changing the extension is all you ever need to do ever.

I feel your pain.

For a short time, i was the concept and main 2-D artist for this startup computer game company that went jack all nowhere. The story never changes. You will ALWAYS receive stupid requests. I was doing a logo for a hockey game (sorry, they wanted to call it a hockey "simulator").

"This looks great, Terry! There's just one thing."

"Oh, God, bracing myself. This is going to be stupid."

"... could you enhance the puck?"

"That's it, I'm drinking myself retarded."

It took two weeks of constant e-mails trying to get clarification on "enhancing a puck" before finally getting an answer by threatening to give it an arm and fangs. The answer basically involved moving one layer in front of another and re-saving. >.<

Lovely.

"I kind of like that, but could it be more creative?" - All they wanted was a font change.

It looked fine on the website I got it from! D:

run this as an esp file.