So yeah, I'm a nerd. As if that wasn't obvious. I saw the bottle of Melatonin in the medicine cabinet and thought, "Melato-nin. Nin like ninja." And this silliness was born. Meet the chemical Ninjas!

Melato-nin: The sleepy ninja. He's never asleep on the job. Ninjas are just nocturnal. (Top left)

Tan-nin: The drunken master. He loves his tea, especially with plum candy, but most of all the red wine from the west. (Top right)

Serato-nin: The crazy ninja. BEES! RUN! (Lower left)

Carragee-nin: The sumo ninja. He supports his fellow ninjas through thick and thin. (Lower right)