Aw, HELL naw- talkin' about a dragon's horde!

No kidding, acting like its not even there

pfft, not even an epic mount? sorry too busy farming theses sheep for the rare green version of the hat I already have 6 versions of.

XD XD XD ouch ouch sides

'Horde' is a bunch of people all together, 'hoard' is a collection of stuff. An important distinction for any dragon to know!

D'oh! XD I would use the wrong variant of wording XD

...shhh don't tell anyone, the dragons reaction fits anyway, looks like he's thinking 'I'm sick of these farmer come heroes, they can't even spell right!' ...

Well, the Princess needs more "oomph" to her, if she wants to be the sole prize.

It used to be half the kingdom and the princess' hand in marriage.

This got complicated when it changed from solo heroes to adventuring parties.

Now its just a hearty thank you, 300G and a holiday named in your honor.

Its all well and good but when you finish rescuing one princess, you'll be expected to rescue another or go punch a lich in the nads. It wouldn't do to be underequipped.

300G, bah that barely buys decent weapons anymore, no wonder their no rescuing them much these days